THE RANT THREAD

[T.B.T.]

I need to rant and I fucking can't find the old fucking RANT thread.

Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so fucking frustrated.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!

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[Phooey]

You have no idea.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

I need to rant and I f**king can't find the old f**king RANT thread.

Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so f**king frustrated.

f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k !!

What kind of frustration are we talking here? Sexual, professional or just football?

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Incidentally, I can't help with any of them...

[T.B.T.]

Fucking Forest fucking shit !

[Spring Heeled Jack]

f**king Forest f**king s**t !

So that'll be football then...

Fancy the Bean for a coffee...

[Phooey]

The Green Bean?

[Jessica]

At Least Dirty Leeds Scum Lost

[Spring Heeled Jack]

The Green Bean?

No, The Bean Espresso Bar.

[Phooey]

Sounds posh, how much for a skimmed double latte?

[smithy]

TBT why are you so supprised by todays performance?

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Sounds posh, how much for a skimmed double latte?

£2something. *I don't drink lattes.

I wouldn't say it was posh as such, it's nice, but not particularly posh. *T.B.T may argue otherwise, I've no idea.

[Phooey]

That doesn't sound too bad actually.

Unfortunately Salisbury has been over-run with the bloody places and three pounds is the average price.

[T.B.T.]

TBT why are you so supprised by todays performance?

I really thought things were on the up for us. Wrongly optimistic and wrongly hopeful that we would be able to play to win and take 3 points home from what I consider to be an average League 1 side.

The realisation that we really are little more than that, when the club has the opportunity to make it, hurts.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

That doesn't sound too bad actually.

Unfortunately Salisbury has been over-run with the b****y places and three pounds is the average price.*

Well this is a nice independant coffee house, everybody knows everybody sort of thing. *It's not some characterless chain.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

I really thought things were on the up for us. Wrongly optimistic and wrongly hopeful that we would be able to play to win and take 3 points home from what I consider to be an average League 1 side.

The realisation that we really are little more than that, when the club has the opportunity to make it, hurts.

I'll sort you out your FOND membership card and robes as soon as I've got a minute.

One by one, people will realise what a shambles this club is.

[Phooey]

There are a few like that but they seem to feel that because the big boys are around them they can up their prices.

I can see why you need so many pubs because you move around through the night but there should be a limit to the number of coffee shops in a town. *

[smithy]

I really thought things were on the up for us. Wrongly optimistic and wrongly hopeful that we would be able to play to win and take 3 points home from what I consider to be an average League 1 side.

The realisation that we really are little more than that, when the club has the opportunity to make it, hurts.

Yep, but its alright because we will all keep paying our money!

[Spring Heeled Jack]

There are a few like that but they seem to feel that because the big boys are around them they can up their prices.

I can see why you need so many pubs because you move around through the night but there should be a limit to the number of coffee shops in a town. *

Absolutely agree with that.

[T.B.T.]

I'll sort you out your FOND membership card and robes as soon as I've got a minute.*

One by one, people will realise what a shambles this club is.

Where's Kilburn when you need him?

[Phooey]

He's called Bannockburn at the moment.

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Where's Kilburn when you need him?

I think he said he was preparing the altar for tonight's sacrifice. *You'll be there won't you?

[T.B.T.]

I think he said he was preparing the altar for tonight's sacrifice. *You'll be there won't you?

Of course !

I think it's me on the block !

[Phooey]

The advert clearly said virgin...

[Spring Heeled Jack]

Of course !

I think it's me on the block !

No! *You'll have to go through the initiation rights, but we won't be sacrificing you.

For every day Nigel Doughty is in control of this club we sacrifice an infant.