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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Every one of my teachers was a ****. Which is hard to understand with me being the perfect child.
    When I left school I felt total indifference to all but a couple of my teachers. However, 56-years-on, and with the wisdom that life brings, I now have utmost respect for all of them, although I suspect most have since passed-on. I now realise that had I seen active service during WW11 as most of them did, I expect that I wouldn't be prepared to take much shit from some gobby fucking smart-arsed Meadows kid like me.

    It speaks volumes however that my daughter teaches at a school that would have been a challenge even for those teachers at my old school in the '50s and early-60s with all of the discipline 'measures' they freely had at their disposal.

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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    I enjoyed school.............am I weird or something?

    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redemption View Post


    Dominic Cummings busted from breaking lockdown wjen he was ill with The Rona. Got caught travelling to Durham from London.

    Apparently however Laura K hears from 'sources' that it was actually within the rules and nobody need pay it any mind, now trot along proles and get this fruit picked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huxley View Post
    Apparently however Laura K hears from 'sources' that it was actually within the rules and nobody need pay it any mind, now trot along proles and get this fruit picked.

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    She’s so much a government mouthpiece, I’m expecting one day a BBC camera to pan-back and reveal Boris Johnson crouched behind her, with his hand up her anus.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    She’s so much a government mouthpiece, I’m expecting one day a BBC camera to pan-back and reveal Boris Johnson crouched behind her, with his hand up her anus.
    He has had more than his hand in more than just her Anus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Huxley View Post
    Apparently however Laura K hears from 'sources' that it was actually within the rules and nobody need pay it any mind, now trot along proles and get this fruit picked.

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    You forgot it’s one rule for us...


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Fucker should resign immediately, I doubt he will though


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    How many tests can you count for one person? One up the nose, one in the mouth, one up the arris, one in the lug-ole....


  10. #7934
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    Dont forget to pay your TV licence, its value for money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzcarraldo View Post
    How many tests can you count for one person?
    Two apparently.

    https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/22/thous...dmit-12742017/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Fucker should resign immediately, I doubt he will though
    Of course he won't. This fucking shower of charlatans, of which he's arguably the most significant member, have no shame. "Do as I say, not as I do" doesn't even come fucking close.

    Whatever little moral authority this lot just about managed to hang on to is now fucked, totally. Anti-elite/anti-establishment my arse!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis Redd'un View Post
    Of course he won't. This fucking shower of charlatans, of which he's arguably the most significant member, have no shame. "Do as I say, not as I do" doesn't even come fucking close.

    Whatever little moral authority this lot just about managed to hang on to is now fucked, totally. Anti-elite/anti-establishment my arse!
    It is seriously going too far now.
    The government have stopped caring completely whether or not they are caught out blatantly lying.
    They genuinely do not believe that they are accountable to the electorate.
    Surely there has to be a legal obligation placed on elected officials to act in an honest and transparent manner or face real consequences in the courts.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    The government's defenders are put in force with stretched truth so thin you can see the lies through itincredible logic.



    the force is strong in this one: "It has been fantastic so far but what you can and must do next will be amazing for the rest of your lives."

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    Lilico is a fucking helmet. I gave up bothering to read anything he posts.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    I’ve not seen that much blarney since The Bullshitters on Channel Four.


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    Unfortunately that guy isn’t the only one. The ‘Boris can do no wrong’ brigade are still out in force defending the indefensible.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    probably the clearest messaging yet




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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Redemption View Post
    The government's defenders are put in force with stretched truth so thin you can see the lies through itincredible logic.

    Who the hell is that shitshow?


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Sorry.

    Not sorry.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Boris has lost some weight.

    Must have been the virus.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    That he didnt have

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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    I’ve been quite supportive of the government until this point (incredibly difficult circumstances / dammed if they do dammed if they don’t ect) however this business with Cummings has really gripped my shit.

    It’s an absolute disgrace that he hasn’t been forced to resign.

    They’ve just hung Grant Schapps & Jenny Harries out to dry in front of the media, the PM should’ve faced that today and justified why Cummmings is still in his position.

    The **** drove 250 miles for support for his 4 year old, absolute bollocks that is.

    There will now be people saying “fuck your rules” and arranging get togethers.

    He should be forced to resign this evening


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    On the upside, his record on antisemitism is faultless.

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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Huxley View Post
    On the upside, his record on antisemitism is faultless.

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    That is only because he’s a right **** to everybody.


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    Default Re: The CoronaVirus MEGA Thread

    Completely unelected but egregiously steering government policy

    The Alastair Campbell of the 2020s

    Don't you just love our democracy?


 

 

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