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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    Okay okay so IM DEFINITELY trying to make this Christmas the first in four years where I’m not alone, partner wise. I’m on to something with this girl, but fuck me it’s been a while since I’ve had to do this romance bollocks. There seems to be something different about me in her head, hopefully that’s a good thing. Something is definitely happening, whether it’d be a close friend thing or something better .

    Anyway, like I said earlier Christmas bums me out sometimes, especially with being single but mostly because of family problems like death and I think my grandma is towards the end of her long life, 95 years to be exact. But, I love making other people happy during this time or literally in general. Probably to replicate what granny used to do. And I think that’s where I find true happiness(so far anyway), investing into another human soul so they too could be happy.

    Cheers to the holiday season, I suppose. Hope you all enjoy it to the best of your abilities.
    When you are married you’ll wish you were alone at Xmas


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS View Post
    When you are married you’ll wish you were alone at Xmas
    Definitely, I could see it from my father!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    Play it cool Thomas, don’t seem too eager. Try to develop an air of mystery around yourself to encourage her interest.

    Dressing up like Zorro should work, you’ve then got the „mystery“ aspect covered, plus there’s loads of „swordplay“ puns you can drop into conversation.
    I know I know, he’s greAt tho. Need to calm down.


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    John Lennon once said 'Psychedelic visions are reality to me now'. I know the feeling, how many hands have I got? Fuck you Octopus .

    Ps, that was for Chris and his acid spiking comment, pressed the wrong button. Story of my life.

    Last edited by Spaceman; 07-12-19 at 00:39.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS View Post
    When you are married you’ll wish you were alone at Xmas
    I am divorced . Spent last Christmas at Ghandi's house in Mumbai and the one before at a pool in Cambodia. My ex doesn't look like Ghandi or a tequila sunrise so everyone , get divorced.


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    Just got in from the boozer & the silly moo has put the fucking Xmas tree up, we’re not even here for Xmas as we’re off to Spain next week so what an absolute waste of time, better not involve me when taking the fucker down


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    Not one of my normal messages. Bit more serious. If you know of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can you let me know,



    I need to borrow some chairs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    Not one of my normal messages. Bit more serious. If you know of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can you let me know,



    I need to borrow some chairs.


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    I could have dropped you some off Friday I was genuinely that close I could taste you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    I could have dropped you some off Friday I was genuinely that close I could taste you

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    Church or Rutland ? You didn’t have a lorry with a forest flag on it did you ? Saw
    One last week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    Church or Rutland ? You didn’t have a lorry with a forest flag on it did you ? Saw
    One last week.


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    Rutland, I had to go to Wakerley

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Rutland, I had to go to Wakerley

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    So it was you going down the A47 then. Nice place, used to have some big raves back in the day in the woods.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    So it was you going down the A47 then. Nice place, used to have some big raves back in the day in the woods.
    No mate werent me with the Forest badge I have nothing like that in my lorry

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    Where did you stop, Fineshades? That's the only thing I can think of down there. Very good for off road biking too, not proper nuts out down hill but lovely single path. Next time you are down , drop that Polish builder off at mine so he can do my wall.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Where did you stop, Fineshades? That's the only thing I can think of down there. Very good for off road biking too, not proper nuts out down hill but lovely single path. Next time you are down , drop that Polish builder off at mine so he can do my wall.
    I had to go to Wakeley Quarry to drop a tanker off we had sold them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    I had to go to Wakeley Quarry to drop a tanker off we had sold them.

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    Thought about you while I was watching the lorrys load onto the ferry's at Rio. Packing them in like sardines and the loaders continually screaming instructions at the drivers. They have to reverse onto the smaller ferry's.
    I thought Barry would be out the cab here telling them to do it them fucking selves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    No mate werent me with the Forest badge I have nothing like that in my lorry

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    Why not? Fucking part time supporter!! You should do that thing all Geordie lorry drivers do where they put a Newcastle shirt on their passenger seat. Obviously you put a Forest one up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Thought about you while I was watching the lorrys load onto the ferry's at Rio. Packing them in like sardines and the loaders continually screaming instructions at the drivers. They have to reverse onto the smaller ferry's.
    I thought Barry would be out the cab here telling them to do it them fucking selves.

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    I'd make the captain turn his ferry round so I can drive on straight and if he refused throw him the keys

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    Default Re: The Christmas 2019 Thread

    Opened a Christmas card earlier, rice fell out, it was from my uncle Ben.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MASE View Post
    Opened a Christmas card earlier, rice fell out, it was from my uncle Ben.
    twat

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    Can't believe mi tabs.

    Just heard Fairy Tale of New York on t' wireless, and the ****s have cut out the word "slut" and rearranged the "you cheap lousy faggot" to "You're cheap and you're haggard".

    Is there nothing which the poison of SJW political correctness can't ruin?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-aSemedoBlueJeans&Chinos View Post
    Can't believe mi tabs.

    Just heard Fairy Tale of New York on t' wireless, and the ****s have cut out the word "slut" and rearranged the "you cheap lousy faggot" to "You're cheap and you're haggard".

    Is there nothing which the poison of SJW political correctness can't ruin?
    You should see what they’ve done to the episode of Fawlty Towers where the major is talking about a bird he took to the cricket


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    Default Re: The Christmas 2019 Thread



    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

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    Let me put something on yall headtops real quick.


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    Default Re: The Christmas 2019 Thread

    Last Christmas I went to Mumbai but the very next day I pissed it away .


 

 

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