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    Sixteen-year-old signs for Liverpool. Where were his parents to tolerate a haircut like that? Would Clough allowed that? I think not. "Get a haircut young man" spring to mind. I can imagine my old man if I walked into the house with hair like that. But maybe I'm just an old fart.


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    More chance a Harvey Smith.

    Cluff udda Bullwhipped him.


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    Default Re: Harvey Elliott

    He obviously cares about his appearance as he has braces on his teeth, but from the mouth up leaves a lot to be desired.


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    More chance of me and Elliott phoning home


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    Harvey?

    I mean, come on, that's not a footballers name.

    Jack, Mike, Paul, Dave, good wholesome names to call a footbaler, but Harvey!

    He'll be stacking shelves in Tesco in 5 years, mark my words


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    The absolute state of it. I know we all had shocking periodss of fashion but that is a disaster.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzarecteh View Post
    The absolute state of it. I know we all had shocking periodss of fashion but that is a disaster.
    Yep, shit hair, scraggly beard, braces and that fucking wank Liverpool crest.

    It doesn't get any worse than that.


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    Aaaawwww maaaate. Mate. Aw mate. Maaaaate. Aaaaw mate. C**ting kids.


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    He looks like an absolute ****

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    Default Re: Harvey Elliott

    He appears to be unable to afford a shaver, maybe no-one told him yet


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    A lot of folk who weren't ever young posting on here. What's so bad about his hair? F me let's worry about important stuff shall we?

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    I wouldn't let him clean my shithouse, although his head would make a good toilet brush


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    Seems a perfect fit for Liverpool tbh


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    Default Re: Harvey Elliott

    Being less than perfect myself, I find it difficult to criticise others, but did I look so bloody stupid at 16?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzcarraldo View Post
    Aaaawwww maaaate. Mate. Aw mate. Maaaaate. Aaaaw mate. C**ting kids.
    "Bless"


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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    Being less than perfect myself, I find it difficult to criticise others, but did I look so bloody stupid at 16?
    I had bleach blonde hair when I was 16.

    And I was on here, so it's not got much better.


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    Disregarding the dodgy haircut, he seems like a good lad.

    https://twitter.com/lfc_tomm/status/1156560356006912000


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    If you cant have a shit haircut as a teenager, when are you meant to have a shit barnet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    That haircut looks like something that would be whipped up by chef Heston Bloominhell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GandalfTheRed View Post
    If you cant have a shit haircut as a teenager, when are you meant to have a shit barnet?

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    I'm 77 and cut my own hair.

    So I reckon any time is fine. My girls call me 'tufty'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias View Post
    Disregarding the dodgy haircut, he seems like a good lad.

    https://twitter.com/lfc_tomm/status/1156560356006912000
    I hope he comes up against Harry Kane one day and the Spurs striker takes him out good and proper.


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    Default Re: Harvey Elliott

    Decent footballer. Shame about the name.


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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    I'm 77 and cut my own hair.

    So I reckon any time is fine. My girls call me 'tufty'.
    I used to do that when I was about 18. Studying days were tough. Couldn’t afford a haircut so trimmed it myself


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    I still cut mine, even at my age. Have done for years.

    Mind you, you don’t have to be Vidal Sassoon to give yourself a Grade Zero.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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