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    The man. The myth. The name.

    https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/t...ender/max-ram/

    Future cult hero in the making. The kind of square jawed defender that will knock you clean out.


    Born on the first of January 0001 and immediately signed by the club on the same day, according to his profile. I can't recall any other player being spotted so early in their career. Clearly destined for big things.


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    He could go a long way, if someone could point him in the direction of a decent barber.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Looks like he had an accident with the felt tip pens on his face


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    Wrong name for Nottingham Forest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    He could go a long way, if someone could point him in the direction of a decent barber.
    Needs a Chas & Dave the scruffy little fucker


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    Whooaaaa Black Betty! BaMax Ram!


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    Needs to change his name to Max Red.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Needs a Chas & Dave the scruffy little fucker
    He is clearly proud of his bum fluff


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    Well spotted Congo.

    Now we need to go all out to find a Dutch defender called Dam.

    And an Egyptian one called Thakumam.



    There's a defensive line-up that wouldn't be caught out by any 'quickie' free kicks.


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    Shame we got rid of Lam

    Would've loved to have seen Lam Ram up the back


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Shame we got rid of Lam

    Would've loved to have seen Lam Ram up the back


    We should have tapped the Asian market too & singed Ding & Dong.

    Ram & Lam & Ding-Dong...........




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-ugginblowupyourbakery View Post


    We should have tapped the Asian market too & singed Ding & Dong.

    Ram & Lam & Ding-Dong...........

    Beat me to it! But I would have had no idea how to find or put the video on here, so you win hands down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Shame we got rid of Lam

    Would've loved to have seen Lam Ram up the back
    Plus if we’d signed a recent loanee, we could have fielded a defence of...

    „Woah! Sam Byram, Lam and Ram!“


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    Plus if we’d signed a recent loanee, we could have fielded a defence of...

    „Woah! Sam Byram, Lam and Ram!“


    We need to make this happen. Greatest chant ever.


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    This has got me thinking - have we ever had a player with the name "Forest"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    This has got me thinking - have we ever had a player with the name "Forest"?
    I don't believe we have. Although we did once stick a few goals past Ipswich's Canadian goalkeeper Craig Forrest, probably in revenge for his incorrect spelling.


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    We've had a Butlin and a Camp. We could sign Andy Halliday from Rangers and make a set.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    This has got me thinking - have we ever had a player with the name "Forest"?
    If only Chris Woods had been bigger


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    Quote Originally Posted by OLDMANRED View Post
    If only Chris Woods had been bigger
    Bravo


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    We've also never had anyone with the surname 'Nottingham' - although we have had a Lester and a Derbyshire.


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    Default Re: The Max Ram appreciation thread

    We had „Carlton“ Palmer though?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    We had „Carlton“ Palmer though?
    Harry and Robert "Radford" too, way back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red View Post
    Born on the first of January 0001 and immediately signed by the club on the same day, according to his profile. I can't recall any other player being spotted so early in their career.
    Uncannily, so were his his U-18 teammates, Tawanda Mutoti and Samuel Sanders (btw, I can't think what his nickname might be?)!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis Redd'un View Post
    Uncannily, so were his his U-18 teammates, Tawanda Mutoti and Samuel Sanders (btw, I can't think what his nickname might be?)!!
    Our recruitment of youngsters has really stepped up a notch. I say youngsters - even though they are technically 2018 years old.


 

 

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