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    Quote Originally Posted by karteo View Post
    one of his quotes before a great fight with the Turks, and after they asked him to surrender he replied something like this:
    "I fuck your faith and your mockery! If I live, I will fuck you, if I die, you will fart my dick!"

    proper heroic words.
    Give us that in Greek, I want to try it in Google translate!


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    Quote Originally Posted by karteo View Post
    "I fuck your faith and your mockery! If I live, I will fuck you, if I die, you will fart me duck!"
    Nottingham-ised


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    Nottingham-ised
    *Nottinumised


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    Nott in my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    Give us that in Greek, I want to try it in Google translate!
    It was part of his answer to the envoy of the Turkish military leader Shilichtar Boda:
    Γαμώ την πίστην σας και το Μοχαμέτη σας! Δεν εντρέπεσθε να ζητείτε από ημάς συνθήκην,με έναν κοντζιά σκατο-Σουλτάν Μαχμούτην,να τον χέσω και αυτόν και τον Βεζίρην σας και τον Εβραίον Σιλιχτάρ Μπόδα την πουτάνα! Άμα ζήσω θα τους γαμήσω,άμα πεθάνω θα μου κλάσουν τον μπούτσον!

    It cannot (perhaps should not) be translated. Something like "I fuck your faith and your Muhammad. You should be ashamed of asking me to surrender, you and your shitty Sultan, I shit on your Sultan and on your Grand Vizier and on the Jew Shilichtar Boda, the dirty whore. If I live, I will fuck them, if I die they will fart on my dick".

    And don't assume by that quote that he only cursed people of other beliefs; he could be equally graphic towards Christ and the Virgin Mary.

    Another quote I like (because he often turned his acerbic humour towards himself) is in the context of another negotiation for his surrender. Karaiskakis was very sick and with few men and the envoy of the adversary told him to surrender because his forces were down. Jumping out of his bed naked, he burst out "Fuck you, it's only my dick which is down, not my forces".


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    Another pre-season game, Lincoln at Sincil Bank on Monday 29th July @ 7.30pm

    https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/n...ason-friendly/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzarecteh View Post
    Another pre-season game, Lincoln at Sincil Bank on Monday 29th July @ 7.30pm

    https://www.nottinghamforest.co.uk/n...ason-friendly/
    Another historic friendly match against legendary Nottingham Forest


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    Trying to decide which game to attend; Olympiacos in Athens or Lincoln in Lincoln.

    Might settle for Sincil Bank.


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    Why can't we have a pre-season friendly with Dulwich Hamlet? Well easy for me to get to.


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    I am as ever hoping for an Away pre-season friendly against crack German outfit, VfB Stuttgart.

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    We ought ter play Non league Nutts, gee um a bit of a fillip.




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    Quote Originally Posted by GreeksBearingGifts View Post
    It was part of his answer to the envoy of the Turkish military leader Shilichtar Boda:
    Γαμώ την πίστην σας και το Μοχαμέτη σας! Δεν εντρέπεσθε να ζητείτε από ημάς συνθήκην,με έναν κοντζιά σκατο-Σουλτάν Μαχμούτην,να τον χέσω και αυτόν και τον Βεζίρην σας και τον Εβραίον Σιλιχτάρ Μπόδα την πουτάνα! Άμα ζήσω θα τους γαμήσω,άμα πεθάνω θα μου κλάσουν τον μπούτσον!

    It cannot (perhaps should not) be translated. Something like "I fuck your faith and your Muhammad. You should be ashamed of asking me to surrender, you and your shitty Sultan, I shit on your Sultan and on your Grand Vizier and on the Jew Shilichtar Boda, the dirty whore. If I live, I will fuck them, if I die they will fart on my dick".

    And don't assume by that quote that he only cursed people of other beliefs; he could be equally graphic towards Christ and the Virgin Mary.

    Another quote I like (because he often turned his acerbic humour towards himself) is in the context of another negotiation for his surrender. Karaiskakis was very sick and with few men and the envoy of the adversary told him to surrender because his forces were down. Jumping out of his bed naked, he burst out "Fuck you, it's only my dick which is down, not my forces".
    You understand how surrealistic is all this discussion?


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    That Greek bloke sounds ace... he has a cracking moustache as well.

    I say we adopt him and his attitude to others.

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    Me too!
    Me three. Well actually 6 of us on the Friday

    Cya all over there


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    Mansfield friendly confirmed for Tuesday 23rd July.

    So as things stand:

    La Manga training camp
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    Peterborough (unconfirmed?)

    Greece trip (July 12-17)
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    Atromitos (Sat July 13th 19:00)
    Olympiacos (Tues July 16th 19:30)

    Back to England

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    Mansfield (Tues July 23rd 19:45)
    Lincoln City (Mon July 29th 19:30)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rzarecteh View Post
    Greece trip (July 12-17)
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    Atromitos (Sat July 13th 19:00)
    Olympiacos (Tues July 16th 19:30)
    [B]
    Just a clarification: the times you mention are British; add two hours for local time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    Trying to decide which game to attend; Olympiacos in Athens or Lincoln in Lincoln.

    Might settle for Sincil Bank.
    If you’re gonna come over Richard, you have to allow me to buy you a pint!


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    Quote Originally Posted by karteo View Post
    You understand how surrealistic is all this discussion?
    You could post that in any thread you care to on here mate. One sentence fits all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    That Greek bloke sounds ace... he has a cracking moustache as well.

    I say we adopt him and his attitude to others.

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    Too much 'dick talk' for my liking. Had he been alive today with todays media he'd be no more than an 'angry Alan Hardy'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MXJ View Post
    If you’re gonna come over Richard, you have to allow me to buy you a pint!
    Never refuse a pint. Delighted to know there's a welcome in Lincoln.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MXJ View Post
    If you’re gonna come over Richard, you have to allow me to buy you a pint!
    I'm Richard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    I'm Richard.



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    I‘m Spartacus.


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    I can see there being a fairly sizeable crowd attending the Stags game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notcher View Post
    I can see there being a fairly sizeable crowd attending the Stags game.
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