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    Both Savage and Aldridge are such incredible bellends that they hold down 2 positions each in the starting 11 of Wankers FC.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Brian Glanville for me

    No other football writer comes close
    I’ll see your Brian Glanville & raise you Oliver Holt


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    Brian Glanville for me

    No other football writer comes close
    Was he the chap who, years before the era of cheap travel, used to say "Meelan" with exaggerated emphasis to show how well travelled he was?


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    Bruce Grobbelaar

    Kevin Muscat
    Chris Morgan
    John Terry
    Ben Thatcher

    Robbie Savage
    Scott Brown
    Steve McMahon
    Dennis Wise

    John Aldridge
    Lee Hughes


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    Quote Originally Posted by andover red View Post
    Bruce Grobbelaar

    Kevin Muscat
    Chris Morgan
    John Terry
    Ben Thatcher

    Robbie Savage
    Scott Brown
    Steve McMahon
    Dennis Wise

    John Aldridge
    Lee Hughes
    Chernobyl FC XI

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    Was he the chap who, years before the era of cheap travel, used to say "Meelan" with exaggerated emphasis to show how well travelled he was?
    The very same


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    Chernobyl FC XI
    Have you been watching the Chernobyl docu drama on Sky Atlantic, I watched it Tuesday safe in the knowledge that I didn’t need to watch the CL semi final as Barca were comfortably going to knock Liverpool out, that was a fucking unpleasant surprise when I turned over


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    Quote Originally Posted by andover red View Post
    Bruce Grobbelaar

    Kevin Muscat
    Chris Morgan
    John Terry
    Ben Thatcher

    Robbie Savage
    Scott Brown
    Steve McMahon
    Dennis Wise

    John Aldridge
    Lee Hughes
    Manager Don Revie


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    Paul Pogba

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Have you been watching the Chernobyl docu drama on Sky Atlantic, I watched it Tuesday safe in the knowledge that I didn’t need to watch the CL semi final as Barca were comfortably going to knock Liverpool out, that was a fucking unpleasant surprise when I turned over
    It’s not yet on telly in Germany but will be later this year.


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    I nominate Gordon Taylor; mediocre, second division plodder as a footballer, arrogant, multi-millionnaire football union baron.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis Redd'un View Post
    I nominate Gordon Taylor; mediocre, second division plodder as a footballer, arrogant, multi-millionnaire football union baron.
    An absolute shoe-in for Director of Football for the above mentioned W*nkers XI!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Have you been watching the Chernobyl docu drama on Sky Atlantic, I watched it Tuesday safe in the knowledge that I didn’t need to watch the CL semi final as Barca were comfortably going to knock Liverpool out, that was a fucking unpleasant surprise when I turned over
    Another aside, I'm afraid.

    On holiday on the Isle of Wight and we were going to take the chair lift down at that place that has the different coloured sand (can't remember the name) and we were approached by a group of urchins who spoke no English and a couple of helpers.

    Turns out the children were from Chernobyl and were on a short holiday given by a charity. We were asked if we would accompany the children down on the chair lift as, obviously there were too many of them to fit in the cars with their helpers.

    I took a little girl down and she never let go of my hand and even at the bottom she clung to me as if I let go she would be dumped in the sea. I've never forgotten that pathetic little thing who had nothing, parents were both gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by valspoodle View Post
    Another aside, I'm afraid.

    On holiday on the Isle of Wight and we were going to take the chair lift down at that place that has the different coloured sand (can't remember the name) and we were approached by a group of urchins who spoke no English and a couple of helpers.

    Turns out the children were from Chernobyl and were on a short holiday given by a charity. We were asked if we would accompany the children down on the chair lift as, obviously there were too many of them to fit in the cars with their helpers.

    I took a little girl down and she never let go of my hand and even at the bottom she clung to me as if I let go she would be dumped in the sea. I've never forgotten that pathetic little thing who had nothing, parents were both gone.
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    Referee: Roger Milford


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    Paul Gascoigne

    Silly twat, knackered his spurs career, commited multiple red card offences in the fa cup final, got a pat on the back from the ref.
    Corrupt bastard as well


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    Arfur Cocks


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    If Michael Brown isn't on this list, I'm going to say Michael Brown. Genuinely the only player I've ever wanted to see get injured on a football pitch.


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    alan shearer utter knob jockey.never forget him scoring against us at blackburn (when norm threw it into the goal)shearer after he scored got the ball out off the net,and told us behind the goal to fuck off,i hated his style of play,backing into defenders to get a free kick.his wanky one arm celebration,his shit punditry on the telly,having a go at divers,(mainly foriegn)players,old shearer wouldnt dare be dirty or do anything like that,the blackburn title side were a footballing disgrace so negative,and dogdish in charge,i hate geordies anyway ant and dick,and jeff the peedo owner of byker grove

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    Up to post 219 and not a single mention of DAVID PLATT!
    I can't believe it!
    So: for splurging our money on shite players then pissing off and leaving us in the lurch at the first opportunity I nominate:

    DAVID PLATT


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    Up to post 219 and not a single mention of DAVID PLATT!
    I can't believe it!
    So: for splurging our money on shite players then pissing off and leaving us in the lurch at the first opportunity I nominate:

    DAVID PLATT
    And for this advert. Twat.




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    Considering what we’ve had to endure since, I feel David Platt is too harshly judged.

    "Outside the family life, there is nothing better than winning the European Cups." Brian Clough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravi View Post
    Considering what we’ve had to endure since, I feel David Platt is too harshly judged.
    Get out.


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    Has anyone said Paul Devlin yet?

    Knob.


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    The entire Derby county fanbase.


 

 

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