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    Tables after Game 4 now up.
    Game 5 fixtures up for this coming Saturday, 24th August.

    **PLEASE REMEMBER** - League positions after Game 5 dictate who we play in 1st RD of the LTLF CUP (played with Game 6)



    Trents drops his first points, derbyshirered takes top DIV 1 spot.

    Alf' drops places in DIV 2 as Carlos takes over as leader.

    Keith wins again and goes clear at top of DIV 3 (but sounds likely to have a premature ejaculation about it all!)





    OH Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes, Wes. Just look at us both! lol.

    But "good for you" rockabilly with your first points!


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    Last again.

    Shame really, from league champs and cup winners in one season to the bottom of the second division. Smh.


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    Vegan bastards.


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    Turns out literally shoving explosives up your player's behinds works...

    ...well I had to get them scoring somehow (the touchline ban is worth it).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Vegan bastards.
    Who's that you're not happy with now Wes?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Farmer Jack View Post
    Turns out literally shoving explosives up your player's behinds works...

    ...well I had to get them scoring somehow (the touchline ban is worth it).
    You're lucky it worked so well for you FJ. On another day you could have just 'rectum'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    Last again.

    Shame really, from league champs and cup winners in one season to the bottom of the second division. Smh.
    It's that old 'from riches to rags' story Thomas. You appear to be hell bent on playing out NFFC's last 40 years by condensing it into 18 months on here. Very apt it has to be said.


    But at least you've smelt success. Many of us, especially Wes, have just... well... smelt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry-Balding Red View Post
    Who's that you're not happy with now Wes?
    That shower of shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    That shower of shit.
    For those of you watching in black and white, Wes' colourful language is next to the pink.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry-Balding Red View Post
    For those of you watching in black and white, Wes' colourful language is next to the pink.
    Forest Green, Monkey Shit Green.


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    Tables after Game 5 now up.
    Game 6 fixtures up for this coming Saturday, 31st August.

    Is also Round 1 of The LTLF CUP.
    I will fill in the fixtures in the week. You can work out who you'll be playing by looking at the fixture template in Post #4.
    Holder Harvey (Happy Birthday Harv!) will start his attempt to hold on to it away to Steve Stone's Mullet



    Trents goes back to the top of DIV 1.

    Carlos' big win keeps him on top of DIV 2.

    Keith will be considering getting a lottery ticket.... he's still there in DIV 3.







    Pssst… Wes shat out again, but don't tell him please.


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    Forest Green is an anagram of fucking wank.
    I'm working one out for Garry-Balding Red as we speak.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Forest Green is an anagram of fucking wank.
    I'm working one out for Garry-Balding Red as we speak.
    lol. Soooo happy you're on board with this Wes, you DO entertain me.


    Other than that I'll leave Sir Brian to reply. (see header at the start of all this)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry-Balding Red View Post
    lol. Soooo happy you're on board with this Wes, you DO entertain me.


    Other than that I'll leave Sir Brian to reply. (see header at the start of all this)
    It's a while since I've been called a fucking lightweight!


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    Haha Wes, you're shit. Moving on up

    "Ive only met Andy....last week actually and can confirm he is in 2nd place in sexiest fucker on here stakes." -Barry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joao CarvAndy!ho View Post
    Haha Wes, you're shit. Moving on up
    You're not funny, you're fat and you look as though you should be funny, but you're not.
    Fucking game is a bag of wank.


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    it's not fat, it's power.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    It's a while since I've been called a fucking lightweight!
    LOL !


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    Div 3 league table errors corrected


    ltlf cup round 1 - fixtures for this coming saturday now showing - see post #4


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    Whoppee do.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Whoppee do.
    Dear Mr Wes' Organ,

    Thank you very much once again for taking the time to register your enthusiasm
    and enjoyment for taking part in the LTLF Leagues and Cups.

    As we're sure you appreciate, there is much time and effort invested in running
    this 'free to enter' competition so it is always very heartening to know that it
    brings about an excitement that makes it all worth while.

    Please be assured that we will continue to provide this competition at no cost to
    yourself whilst striving against ever increasing costs to maintain a level of
    service that you have come to know and love.

    Again, thank you for your much appreciated enthusiasm and support.


    Yours sincerely,
    The LTLF Leagues & Cup Customer Relations Team






    A personal note from the Company Director:

    Should we both get through Round 1 of the Cup, we'll be playing each other in RD 2.

    In which case, I'll look forward to 'Whoppee-doing' you, you miserable git.

    Would I have to find space for one mini bus of your window-licking supporters or two?


    Up yours, dog breath.
    Garry-Balding Red xx



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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry-Balding Red View Post
    Dear Mr Wes' Organ,

    Thank you very much once again for taking the time to register your enthusiasm
    and enjoyment for taking part in the LTLF Leagues and Cups.

    As we're sure you appreciate, there is much time and effort invested in running
    this 'free to enter' competition so it is always very heartening to know that it
    brings about an excitement that makes it all worth while.

    Please be assured that we will continue to provide this competition at no cost to
    yourself whilst striving against ever increasing costs to maintain a level of
    service that you have come to know and love.

    Again, thank you for your much appreciated enthusiasm and support.


    Yours sincerely,
    The LTLF Leagues & Cup Customer Relations Team






    A personal note from the Company Director:

    Should we both get through Round 1 of the Cup, we'll be playing each other in RD 2.

    In which case, I'll look forward to 'Whoppee-doing' you, you miserable git.

    Would I have to find space for one mini bus of your window-licking supporters or two?


    Up yours, dog breath.
    Garry-Balding Red xx
    Still feels bloody dear at half the price.
    You'll never make the station by the way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Still feels bloody dear at half the price.
    I like to make you pay in other ways Wes.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    You'll never make the station by the way.
    Oh to be back in the good old days at the City Ground with that ringing out, along with "It's time for you to run...".

    Proper passion back then. When one lot sang "One nil, one nil, one nil..." the other lot would try to drown them out with "You're gonna get your f**king heads kicked in..." or at least "We've seen it all before...".

    Now the best it gets is "We'll sing on our own...". Briefly, then we'll shut up again. Dire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry-Balding Red View Post
    I like to make you pay in other ways Wes.




    Oh to be back in the good old days at the City Ground with that ringing out, along with "It's time for you to run...".

    Proper passion back then. When one lot sang "One nil, one nil, one nil..." the other lot would try to drown them out with "You're gonna get your f**king heads kicked in..." or at least "We've seen it all before...".

    Now the best it gets is "We'll sing on our own...". Briefly, then we'll shut up again. Dire.
    I did try to get a you'll never make the station going on Tuesday when the sheepies started their mass exodus but nobody was having it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    I did try to get a you'll never make the station going on Tuesday when the sheepies started their mass exodus but nobody was having it.
    Can't fault your effort Wes, but those around you probably thought you were just showing genuine concern about the traffic situation.

    Get us two front row seats together. I'll give 'em a "Fuck of you red nosed bastards" for you.


 

 

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