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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Looks like Lard has some serious competition here.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-paradise.html




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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    Looks like Lard has some serious competition here.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-paradise.html

    Lards has bigger tits.


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Lards has bigger tits.
    That is correct. Twat wouldn't last two minutes with that body , After a days work he would have pulled a muscle.

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    Looks like Lard has some serious competition here.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-paradise.html

    Fucking hell, Aquaman has let himself go.

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Ok fellow tool fans... quiz time, I had to use this tool today for a specific job, can anybody guess what it is used for?

    I would have a guess that a few of you may have used one

    1000 internet points for the right guess....

    Bonus points for the first person to guess what this crank shaft is off..

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Crank shaft is off a train engine. Thing at the top is for knocking hookers over the head with.


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Crank shaft is off a train engine. Thing at the top is for knocking hookers over the head with.
    No and no

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    motor boat then

    and the handle is from when you had to [rime the engine with retrograde diesel fluid capacitarors.


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Winding up the legs on a trailer?

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    motor boat then

    and the handle is from when you had to [rime the engine with retrograde diesel fluid capacitarors.
    Nope

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    Winding up the legs on a trailer?

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    Nope nothing to do with a trailer

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Bog handle

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    Lancaster engine


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    Bog handle

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    Nope

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Some sort of handle to crank something?

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sabri Natenagewitch View Post
    Lancaster engine
    No although you are getting closer going bigger than a motor boat.... for context abnd sizing that bin to the left of it is a standard commercial bin... so the crank shaft is about 6 of them.

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    Some sort of handle to crank something?

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    It's a handle as such but not to crank something

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    So a handle the opens something

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    So a handle the opens something

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    Yep

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Hmmm...it's not an axe. I don't know.


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Ok fellow tool fans... quiz time, I had to use this tool today for a specific job, can anybody guess what it is used for?

    I would have a guess that a few of you may have used one

    1000 internet points for the right guess....

    Bonus points for the first person to guess what this crank shaft is off..

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    Got me beat youth.

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    It looks like Barry's personal anal socket for winding up his hard on.

    What do I win?


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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    The tool is a gatw valve key? Poss water, maybe gas.

    doyen of boomer energy

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    No although you are getting closer going bigger than a motor boat.... for context abnd sizing that bin to the left of it is a standard commercial bin... so the crank shaft is about 6 of them.
    Only 4 cylinders for a thing that size? Must be ****ing big ones.

    It's a 6 cylinder, I thought the end ones were bearings. Still big ones though.

    Last edited by Buckaroo; 14-08-19 at 07:26.

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    Default Re: Lard's Amazing Tool Thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Redemption View Post
    The tool is a gatw valve key? Poss water, maybe gas.
    Nope not even close

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