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  • Forest win: Up the Football League we go!

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  • Draw: ...but At least Derby lost again

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  • Birmingham win: The genius of Cotterill does for us again

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  1. #101

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    Quote Originally Posted by big jay View Post
    Nowt wrong with a shit sandwich you fussy fucker!

    I’d say it’s more like a choice of getting sucked off by your Dad or going down on your Mam
    When I first read this I was shocked and disgusted. Then I realised it said Mam, not Nan. Phew.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Project Zeus View Post
    Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend's body with your mum's brain inside, or your mum's body with your girlfriend's brain inside?

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    Need more info' before I can decide. Will either of them be wearing a Derby shirt? And is the wife likely to find out?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    Steve Cotterill is an anagram of Testicle Revolt

    Might stick that in the "did you know" section
    Considering the subject matter, it really should be stuck where the sun don't shine.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Project Zeus View Post
    Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend's body with your mum's brain inside, or your mum's body with your girlfriend's brain inside?

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    I've been told to stop practicing surgery until I qualify. So....


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by big jay View Post
    Nowt wrong with a shit sandwich you fussy fucker!

    I’d say it’s more like a choice of getting sucked off by your Dad or going down on your Mam
    Derby fans right now wondering how either of them are a bad thing

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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    0-6. That's what it has to be, if there's a god.

    Six without reply would finally lay to rest the ghost of Cotterill that has left a putrid smell far greater than McClaren, McLeish, Davies left. Even Megson was hampered by players who were clearly playing to get him sacked.

    Not our Steve though, no. He managed to reign over the worst run of games I've ever seen at this club, playing the worst football at the same time. Seven games without a goal and the Birmingham fans feel hard done by with four games. Leeds 4-0 at equally as bad the much maligned trips up to Chester.

    Easily would have gone down were it not for O'Driscoll coming in and rescuing the club. He must found it hilarious working as an assistant manager to the inept buffoon of Cotterill.

    There is one decent memory though, and no, it's not the 7-3 result, but a more intricate moment where Elokobi, having attempted to pass the ball into midfield was absolutely verbally torn to shreds by Cotterill for not booting to Harewood as per game plan instructions. Unfortunately for Steve, I was about ten feet away and with murder in my eyes launched into my own 30 second tirade at him. No holds barred it was brutal and once I was finished drew a round of applause and cheering not just from fans, but from a couple of stewards too. The eye contact we shared at the end of that moment has made us enemies for life.

    So, 6-0, and let's show that cockwomble man baby Fawaz wannabe a thing or two about how to play football. Fuck you, Cotteril.
    Double over Ipswich though.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Davie View Post
    After we had spent money (haha) prying Cotterill away from Portsmouth we played them at Fratton Park not long after and they absolutely battered us and won 3-0. I remember them signing "Stevie Cotterill your taxi's outside" all game. Grim drive home.
    I remember singing "Portsmouth till July" to them and they came back with "You've got Steve Cotterill".
    A fate worse than administration.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Fucking hell, they've only scored 8 goals? That is shambolic.

    Got to be winning this one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dawn View Post
    Fucking hell, they've only scored 8 goals? That is shambolic.

    Got to be winning this one
    I still can't believe we've scored 25 in 16 games

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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-ugginblowupyourbakery View Post
    I still can't believe we've scored 25 in 16 games
    The ghost of JW made it so


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Project Zeus View Post
    Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend's body with your mum's brain inside, or your mum's body with your girlfriend's brain inside?

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    Depends if it's raining. Just as easy to do either inside or outside if it's nice weather.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    The ghost of JW made it so
    Ghost?

    He’s not dead, we’ve still got him chained up in a gimp costume in the Moderators’ Dungeon.

    "It is better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    Ghost?

    He’s not dead, we’ve still got him chained up in a gimp costume in the Moderators’ Dungeon.
    *Dons on Buffallo Billy skin suit, grabs cattle prod and swallows a viagra*

    Mwahahhahahaha ............


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    0-6. That's what it has to be, if there's a god.

    Six without reply would finally lay to rest the ghost of Cotterill that has left a putrid smell far greater than McClaren, McLeish, Davies left. Even Megson was hampered by players who were clearly playing to get him sacked.

    Not our Steve though, no. He managed to reign over the worst run of games I've ever seen at this club, playing the worst football at the same time. Seven games without a goal and the Birmingham fans feel hard done by with four games. Leeds 4-0 at equally as bad the much maligned trips up to Chester.

    Easily would have gone down were it not for O'Driscoll coming in and rescuing the club. He must found it hilarious working as an assistant manager to the inept buffoon of Cotterill.

    There is one decent memory though, and no, it's not the 7-3 result, but a more intricate moment where Elokobi, having attempted to pass the ball into midfield was absolutely verbally torn to shreds by Cotterill for not booting to Harewood as per game plan instructions. Unfortunately for Steve, I was about ten feet away and with murder in my eyes launched into my own 30 second tirade at him. No holds barred it was brutal and once I was finished drew a round of applause and cheering not just from fans, but from a couple of stewards too. The eye contact we shared at the end of that moment has made us enemies for life.

    So, 6-0, and let's show that cockwomble man baby Fawaz wannabe a thing or two about how to play football. Fuck you, Cotteril.
    I'm on Team Maxi

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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by MaxiRobriguez View Post
    There is one decent memory though, and no, it's not the 7-3 result, but a more intricate moment where Elokobi, having attempted to pass the ball into midfield was absolutely verbally torn to shreds by Cotterill for not booting to Harewood as per game plan instructions. Unfortunately for Steve, I was about ten feet away and with murder in my eyes launched into my own 30 second tirade at him. No holds barred it was brutal and once I was finished drew a round of applause and cheering not just from fans, but from a couple of stewards too. The eye contact we shared at the end of that moment has made us enemies for life.
    Id be interested in the transcripts to this tirade, Im assuming it went along the lines of:

    FUCKS SAKE COTTERILL, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING IT LONG TO HAREWOOD WHEN HE'S GOT THE SMALLEST HEAD IN FOOTBALL.


  17. #116

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    got to go for the win, we could start to think along the lines of easy win especially the more time the disillusioned brummies spend training with SC, yep i see goals, early goals for the reds, before/after ht goals, 60th and 80th minute goals, yep 0.4 to the away team,

    the worse the form the more difficult for the home team, hope we have swagger and grit, just avoid over confidence and put in a shift


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by MASE View Post
    Id be interested in the transcripts to this tirade, Im assuming it went along the lines of:

    FUCKS SAKE COTTERILL, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING IT LONG TO HAREWOOD WHEN HE'S GOT THE SMALLEST HEAD IN FOOTBALL.
    Harewood's body should have a head the size of Zak Clough's


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf-ugginblowupyourbakery View Post
    *Dons on Buffallo Billy skin suit, grabs cattle prod and swallows a viagra*

    Mwahahhahahaha ............
    I am a bit confused now, I thought donning the skin suite would give you wood , why the viagra?


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    I think the "Who?" thing they do is quite funny, even the announcer is in on it.




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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Jah View Post
    I think the "Who?" thing they do is quite funny, even the announcer is in on it.

    That has really tickled me. Maybe funnier because it's in that brummie accent. I think it would be better without the 'who are ya' at the end.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS View Post
    That has really tickled me. Maybe funnier because it's in that brummie accent.
    Agreed. Never heard them do that, quite funny.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Agreed. Never heard them do that, quite funny.
    I love stuff like this in football. Good sense of humour, a funny piss take and probably started off by a few mates and has snowballed. Good terrace humour.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Agreed. Never heard them do that, quite funny.
    You would have, they've been doing it for at least 15+ years.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    Quote Originally Posted by garibaldi View Post
    You would have, they've been doing it for at least 15+ years.
    Possibly, but St Andrews always seems like a morgue except for the token 'Keep right on...'.


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    Default Re: Matchday 17: Birmingham City vs Nottingham Forest

    On the subject of brummie accents, this is quite funny too... poor guy!




 

 

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