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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Sorry I'm not buying it. Whichever way you slice it he couldn't score when others were scoring around him. This time last year we were fourth highest in the league in terms of goals scored so it's not like we weren't creating chances. He was just shite at getting himself into positions and on the end of balls.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    Sorry I'm not buying it. Whichever way you slice it he couldn't score when others were scoring around him. This time last year we were fourth highest in the league in terms of goals scored so it's not like we weren't creating chances. He was just shite at getting himself into positions and on the end of balls.
    I can see how this conclusion was drawn based on stats, but the reality was something totally different.

    If we're honest, there was little rhyme or reason to the Montanier approach & certainly nothing obvious to cater for Bendtners strengths for the 7 games he started.

    Truth is the goals were spread as randomly as the approach.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    Whatever his merits as a footballer he was absolutely gash for us and looked totally disinterested
    Too good for the rest of Nottingham Forest!
    I saw most of Bendtner's games, and in each one he was head and shoulders above the rest of the players around him.
    For me, it was his arrogance that led to his downfall at Forest.
    Many years ago my mates had a band.
    I am not at all musically gifted - love music, and can talk about it quite sensibly, but haven't got the necessary to actually play n instrument.
    However, at Uni I palled up with a semi-pro bassist.
    He had played on European Tours with some reasonably well known acts.
    So one day I got Paul to go and practise with my mates' band.
    He was so far ahead of them in his musical education and technical ability that after an hour he put his bass down, suggested we all go to the pub where he attempted to explain what he had been doing with the bass lines.
    My mates couldn't get close to understanding.
    We had a few beers, had a good laugh and off he went.
    He could never have played with my mates on stage and after that first embarrassing hour my mates knew they would never be able to complement his ability.
    Shame.
    For me that's what the Bendtner/Forest experience was all about.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Just met a Norwegian guy in the hotel in Athens. As soon as I mention Forest he's saying, we have a player from you, Bendtner, he's wonderful he's marvellous, he's one of the best things that's happened to our club and is taking Norway by storm.
    WTF?


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    He's fucking rubbish.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Bender


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Just met a Norwegian guy in the hotel in Athens. As soon as I mention Forest he's saying, we have a player from you, Bendtner, he's wonderful he's marvellous, he's one of the best things that's happened to our club and is taking Norway by storm.
    WTF?
    Did you tell him we have a few more like him if he wants them?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymondo Ponte' View Post
    He's fucking rubbish.
    I kept trying to tell him that it was like watching a canal barge turn but he wouldn't have it. Doesn't say much for Norwegian football though.
    It was nice to bump into someone again though, as soon as they ask you where you are from and you say Nottingham they say , oh that place where they set fire to women's toilets on railway stations and Forest.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    Nottingham they say , oh that place where they set fire to women's toilets on railway stations and Forest.
    There's a chant in there somewhere.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    I still stand by my view which I put on the first few pages, he is a good player dropped in to a dogshit side that didn't play to his strengths. No surprise he is doing well in Norway as he is a good player, just doesn't run around alot so people think he is shit.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

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    Respect for two players best Anel Ahmedhodzic and Nicklas Bendtner

    Last edited by carobnjacic; 13-01-18 at 13:21.

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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    He's playing for a chance to start at the World Cup with Denmark. His club form and effort has at times been patchy, but his performances at international level are always decent.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    I’d rather not hear his name again.

    He’s a reminder of unstable and uncertain times.

    Onwards and upwards.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by carobnjacic View Post
    19399187_10207555155317072_3487631809169818978_n.jpg
    Respect for two players best Anel Ahmedhodzic and Nicklas Bendtner
    Quote Originally Posted by BryanRoy22 View Post
    I’d rather not hear his name again.
    I agree. Getting tiresome.

    Not too bothered about ever hearing Bendtner's name again either.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Ba-dum tish!

    "It is better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep"

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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Sleep well shit Prince.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by carobnjacic View Post
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    Respect for two players best Anel Ahmedhodzic and Nicklas Bendtner
    For once I'm relieved that you haven't attempted to use any punctuation.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Norway? No disrespect to any Norwegians on here, but Norway?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    Norway? No disrespect to any Norwegians on here, but Norway?
    High quality source of immigrants according to some.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by Bangerz View Post
    Sorry I'm not buying it. Whichever way you slice it he couldn't score when others were scoring around him. This time last year we were fourth highest in the league in terms of goals scored so it's not like we weren't creating chances. He was just shite at getting himself into positions and on the end of balls.
    Pretty sure by the time he wasn't injured we scored fuck all as the team had already fell apart. The guy was quality but because he'd only been given like 4 starts because of injuries lets write him off. I'm surprised we haven't already started the Karanka out thread as let's face it, he's got a 0% win ratio with Forest.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Pretty sure by the time he wasn't injured we scored fuck all as the team had already fell apart. The guy was quality but because he'd only been given like 4 starts because of injuries lets write him off. I'm surprised we haven't already started the Karanka out thread as let's face it, he's got a 0% win ratio with Forest.
    He just didnít look like he gave enough of a fuck. He was obviously very talented and had a great pass or a clever position in him - he just couldnít be arsed to do the hard miles in between those moments of brilliance.

    Which is exactly why the Norwegian league suits him - he can be a passenger until the odd moment of brilliance presents itself


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Just another of footballs' parasites, living off past 'glories'.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    For once I'm relieved that you haven't attempted to use any punctuation.


    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    He wasn't quality. He was bollocks.


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    Default Re: Nicklas Bendtner: The Dark Lord has left the building

    Nothing is more apt in summing up Fawaz Al Hasawi's tenure as owner than the fact we signed a meme.

    We. Signed. A. Fucking. Meme.

    And he was rubbish!


 

 

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