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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffany View Post
    Fucking witch craft isn't it. He pulled my leg to one side and touched my neck and felt a stiff tendon, went back to my leg, twisted or did something, touched my neck again and the tendon was supple, all connected he said. Also explained the dull ache I had had in my left knacker , I caught my gonad while given myslef a rigerous soap in the shower and it seemed to ache for ages, all connected to the hips being out of line, you know the muscle that you can pull your balls up with? All connected to that , few twists and its gone.
    Rigorous soaping? Hmm. .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redad View Post
    Rigorous soaping? Hmm. .....

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    Clearly a mid-Leicestershire euphemism for cracking one off.

    "It is better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep"

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    Default Re: The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    Soaps like lubing up.

    ďWhether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're procrastinating, get some work done!Ē

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    Soap around the foreskin is bad news, so I'm told anyway.

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    Default Re: The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    Rinse it all off. Gets itchy if you don't


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. MariAndy!s View Post
    Rinse it all off. Gets itchy if you don't
    My point exactly.

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    Default The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    My point is clear of any excesse skin

    Dirty goyim


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffany View Post
    My point is clear of any excesse skin

    Dirty goyim


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    Well that makes sense, not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redad View Post
    Well that makes sense, not.

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    I could become a Hebrew or Muslim very quickly so have no worry for soap under my firskin


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    I am a bit surprised that you are above us; obesity in Greece is fast growing.


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    Oooo perfect timing for this thread to show up!

    Iíve hit a damn wall and itís been really annoying trying to lose weight. I feel as if I canít lose anymore. I mean coming down to 175 from 255 seems good enough, but I want atleast another 15 before Iím comfortable


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    I've been wearing a fitbit for four months now and haven't lost one effin' pound. In fact, I've put weight on and have never felt so depressed - it's like I've got ME or something. Bloody rip-off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Freedman View Post
    Oooo perfect timing for this thread to show up!

    Iíve hit a damn wall and itís been really annoying trying to lose weight. I feel as if I canít lose anymore. I mean coming down to 175 from 255 seems good enough, but I want atleast another 15 before Iím comfortable
    That's great going, kid.

    I've lost 6lbs in a few weeks just counting calories again. My first target, which is still some way off is 255.......i must have heavy bones


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    I'm still trying to get rid of what I put on over Christmas. Would be close now but had a blow out last weekend.

    Had my first run for about 3 months yesterday, only a couple of miles to ease myself back in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. MariAndy!s View Post
    That's great going, kid.

    I've lost 6lbs in a few weeks just counting calories again. My first target, which is still some way off is 255.......i must have heavy bones
    Jesus my dad would say the exact same thing to me, thanks!

    Counting calories is honestly great, and itís what many people forget to do if they want to lose weight. Hope you make your target, mate!


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    Thomas

    Get your bike out the shed, find a hill and attack it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Thomas

    Get your bike out the shed, find a hill and attack it.

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    I live near the top of Toton lane, the trouble is I'm too knackered by the time I get to the bottom to turn round and cycle up


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Thomas

    Get your bike out the shed, find a hill and attack it.

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    i should invest into a bike eventually. Nice bike trails up here.


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    Default Re: The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    All the ladies love a man with big thighs Thomas.


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    Default Re: The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    Quote Originally Posted by tiffany View Post
    All the ladies love a man with big thighs Thomas.
    I can vouch for this!


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    Default Re: The Get Fit Thread 2018!

    And calfs. As fat as I am there's barely an ounce of fat on my legs, big, sexy legs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tiffany View Post
    All the ladies love a man with big thighs Thomas.
    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    I can vouch for this!
    Iíve got big bastard thighs and calfís. I could squat 245 pounds, and my calfís are stupid strong. I guess me being fat all my life gave me big legs.


 

 

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