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    Default Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    This ain't gonna be popular but for F's sake, you don't believe this crap do you? Don't slate me, I've had a few, but I'm sick of it. I know people are gonna say I'm a Luther Vandross fan in disguise but I don't even think R Kelly can levitate.

    A bit of Batman wallpaper in his mansion in Gotham City don't mean nothing.

    Don't comment on my spelling cos I cant even read.


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    I love it when you guys are drunk.


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    Look, I am genuinely worried for R 'n' B. I truly love it more than anything else in my life and have done since i was a kid. I have shooved all my worries to the back of my mind since he claimed he could fly, but, it just keeps getting worse and worse.

    You guys can now proceed to shoot the crap out of me, but blind faith and loyalty won't cover up them doubts I KNOW must be at the back of everyone whose mind's telling them no, but their body, their body's telling them yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lichaj of the Tiger View Post
    Look, I am genuinely worried for R 'n' B. I truly love it more than anything else in my life and have done since i was a kid. I have shooved all my worries to the back of my mind since he claimed he could fly, but, it just keeps getting worse and worse.

    You guys can now proceed to shoot the crap out of me, but blind faith and loyalty won't cover up them doubts I KNOW must be at the back of everyone whose mind's telling them no but their body, their body's telling them yes.
    Listen to cameo - candy. Great song.


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    More of a Touch Me, Tease Me by Ca$e feat. Foxxy Brown kind of guy, tbh.


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    I've been to three R Kelly gigs and never witnessed him flying! Very disappointing indeed!
    He needs a DOF (Director of flying).


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    The Internet is a wonderful thing. Even complete and utter morons get to have their say.


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    My mind is telling me no, but my body... my body is telling me yes.


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lichaj of the Tiger View Post
    This ain't gonna be popular but for F's sake, you don't believe this crap do you? Don't slate me, I've had a few, but I'm sick of it. I know people are gonna say I'm a Luther Vandross fan in disguise but I don't even think R Kelly can levitate.



    A bit of Batman wallpaper in his mansion in Gotham City don't mean nothing.



    Don't comment on my spelling cos I cant even read.

    What you believe isn't important, as long as the deluded nonce himself believes it.
    Go for it R, you show us.


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Lichaj of the Tiger, you must be a ****, because you spent your 3 posts on this thread desperately trolling for a bite.

    Bite on some shit mate.

    Hope that makes you feel better.

    Who knows what altitude R Kelly really achieves. I don't even know what I have seen.


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    What's with all the hate? Omg can you two calm down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dogtits View Post
    What's with all the hate? Omg can you two calm down.
    DogTits, Go back and read the 1st page of my thread again and see if you can figure out where my comment came from.
    There is no hate, from me at least.

    Last edited by Red Love; 12-04-15 at 07:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Love View Post
    DogTits, Go back and read the 1st page of my thread again and see if you can figure out where my comment came from.
    I REFUSE TO. This is a forest forum, we all love forest and there is no need to hate on each other. Its stupid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dogtits View Post
    I REFUSE TO. This is a forest forum, we all love forest and there is no need to hate on each other. Its stupid.
    The Eagles hated each other but oh what music they made


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lichaj of the Tiger View Post
    Don't comment on my spelling cos I cant even read.
    Thread of the year


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Tuscon likes R Kelly too and has a sticker of him on his vespa, he has seen him home (USA) and away (Reading) with friends that he met on here. He is truly a Kellyite and is adamant that he can fly.

    I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Ghandi

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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Quote Originally Posted by dogtits View Post
    I REFUSE TO. This is a forest forum, we all love forest and there is no need to hate on each other. Its stupid.


    Well said.


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Quote Originally Posted by dogtits View Post
    Listen to cameo - candy. Great song.


    That is a classic 1980's TUNE mate, love it. Another classic Hall & Oats 'out of touch'.


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    "Outside the family life, there is nothing better than winning the European Cups." Brian Clough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Love View Post
    Lichaj of the Tiger, you must be a ****, because you spent your 3 posts on this thread desperately trolling for a bite.

    Bite on some shit mate.

    Hope that makes you feel better.

    Who knows what altitude R Kelly really achieves. I don't even know what I have seen.
    I'm glad you got the joke!


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Whether he can or can't we can only speculate, let's just hope that when he actually tries it's from a 40 story building with no parachute or helmet..


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    I had one too many last night and wrote a pisstake article for the People about Fawaz selling the club. They've only gone and bloody well published it!


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    ^ Accidental dislike


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    The fact that this thread is still open amazes me


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    Default Re: Do you really believe R Kelly can fly?

    Quote Originally Posted by dogtits View Post
    The fact that this thread is still open amazes me
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xuE95tcccs


 

 

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