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    Default If Darius Henderson is a footballer...............

    then Jimmy Saville is a child minder.


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    Well, he scored plenty of important goals earlier in the season, when we were doing well. We haven't given him a run of starts for god knows how many months. Expecting him to come for 10 minutes and deliver a spectacular performance is a bit foolish. He looks like he's fed up


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    He looks like he'd struggle to trap a bag of sand, let alone a football.

    I'd rather have "Big" Dele Adebola back, even though he's about sixty now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropix View Post
    Well, he scored plenty of important goals earlier in the season, when we were doing well. We haven't given him a run of starts for god knows how many months. Expecting him to come for 10 minutes and deliver a spectacular performance is a bit foolish. He looks like he's fed up
    Given how he played when started on Tuesday he's lucky he got another 10 minutes today for me!


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    The law of averages suggests if you put a traffic cone in the penalty area the ball will rebound of it and score more goals than hendo


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    Quote Originally Posted by trickytrees12 View Post
    Given how he played when started on Tuesday he's lucky he got another 10 minutes today for me!
    I know mate, but it's a vicious circle. He's been awful lately but there are so many factors involved. We played fucking Halford up front instead of him... talk about a confidence crusher, especially in light of the goals he delivered earlier in the season


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    Proof today he should never get another minute in the garibaldi. Shocking performance is an understatement.


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    I think he had a desperately poor game today but he's better than that.

    A lot of our players are.

    Their confidence looks shot to pieces and no wonder, they don't know where the club is right now and neither do we.


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    If we'd played him up front in almost every game and had him as our number one striker, I think he would've bagged 15/16/17 league goals. Terrible decision to exile him and kill all confidence


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    I also think the pressure our strikers have been under lately has been another cause,we concede so easily that our strikers are under pressure to score even a half chance.


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    I struggle to accept that a professional footballer can't control the most simple of balls irrespective of other issues, whether they are football related or otherwise.


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    In Brazil's defence, Cox was ineffectual today and who else could he have replaced him with other than Henderson?

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    Henderson is an excellent finisher when given the opportunity.

    The problem is he never creates that opportunity for himself. This is down to a lack of pace, movement and seemingly football intelligence. We also, when he plays, tend to lump it forward to him despite the fact he's possible the worst "hold up play" striker i've ever seen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T. View Post
    Cox was ineffectual today
    Quelle surprise.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheEastIsRed View Post
    Quelle surprise.
    Indeed but, who would you have played up front today?

    Blackstock - OUT
    Tudgay - OUT
    Paterson - OUT
    Djebbour - Fuck knows

    Henderson
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T. View Post
    Indeed but, who would you have played up front today?

    Blackstock - OUT
    Tudgay - OUT
    Paterson - OUT
    Djebbour - Fuck knows

    Henderson
    Cox
    Derbyshire



    Given that choice, my dog.

    He's 12 and turns around in shifts but he can keep a ball when he gets it.


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    I'll swap Hendo for Nakhi Wells please uncle fawaz!


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    They're all a bunch of useless horse shit I am afraid. Get rid of the lot except Mackie. He's not a striker but he does a job out on the wing.

    Hendo is pretty embarrassing representing our club on the telly. His touch is as bad as any player I have seen at Forest for a good while. Woeful.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Given that choice, my dog.

    He's 12 and turns around in shifts but he can keep a ball when he gets it.
    Sign him up, sign him up, sign him up!


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    Default Re: If Darius Henderson is a footballer...............

    He looks anorexic, he has lost loads of weight and his strength has completely deserted him.


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    Did he touch the ball today? Henderson, dunne made you look like a women today. Baby and candy spring to mind.


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    Default Re: If Darius Henderson is a footballer...............

    As an Ireland fan, I'm also still a bit of a Richard Dunne fan.

    He took Henderson to school today. Totally bossed him.

    And Dunne's best years are behind him - by his own admission.


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    Default Re: If Darius Henderson is a footballer...............

    Quote Originally Posted by tropix View Post
    Well, he scored plenty of important goals earlier in the season, when we were doing well. We haven't given him a run of starts for god knows how many months. Expecting him to come for 10 minutes and deliver a spectacular performance is a bit foolish. He looks like he's fed up
    Didn't bother Tudgay midweek, for a limited player Tudgay shown a better first touch and scored a better header than anything Henderson has produced.


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    Default Re: If Darius Henderson is a footballer...............

    Funny how people were begging for Billy to start him every game. Now we know why he's a pros.. substitute.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    then Jimmy Saville is a child minder.
    Depends whether you want your kid fiddled, or fumpt.


 

 

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