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    Default Forest Haiku Thread

    Forest Haiku thread
    This is a much needed thing.
    I have started one.

    "This statement is false."

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    At half time it is
    nil nil with no team winning
    better second half?


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    My car is broken
    Stuck just outside of Swansea
    Whoyougonnacall?


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    Djebbour needs to score.
    It's what Billy bought him for.
    Chances need to come.


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    Default Re: Forest Haiku Thread

    Half time and nil-nil,
    The night is wet and windy,
    It is what it is.


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    Will I get a ban
    If I insult through haiku
    You big girl's blouse


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    At half-time tonight
    teams are at nil apiece
    can one draw a win?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jara Wizard, Harry View Post
    Will I get a ban
    If I insult through haiku
    You big girl's blouse
    Probably the case.
    Do you really want to try?
    **gets the banhammer**


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    Billy's blue jumper.
    Is it lucky or a curse?
    It is what it is...


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    Nottingham Forest
    Second away game this week
    Can we win this one?


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    A cold winter's night
    It's dark and dismal football
    Will anyone score?


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    Default Re: Forest Haiku Thread

    Commentary dull,
    the BBC presenter
    z - z - z - z - z


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    Dropping just like flies
    The whole team will be injured
    We will not go up

    Can he play left back?
    Not good enough for Forest
    Fawaz is broke ish


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    Forest Haiku thread:
    Book source for publication?
    Cash to needy kids?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    Probably the case.
    Do you really want to try?
    **gets the banhammer**
    Perhaps not, I shan't
    But what is a man to do
    Without civility


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    Flagman is bored
    half time is nearly over
    are we playing well?


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    Default Re: Forest Haiku Thread

    writing haikus means
    you really need to count
    I cannot


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    A cross in the wind
    Davies playing 4-4-2
    still we can not score


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    Singings coming up?
    We don't know, lost our deep throat.
    inside-man-gone-home


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    DESU DESU DE
    DESU DESU DESU DE
    DESU DESU DE


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    Billy wants revenge.
    Nigel kneed him in the leg.
    Melees can be harsh.


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    second half begins
    everyone hopes for goals
    anticipation


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    Half time Moussi gone
    Does that mean we have lost
    our je ne sais quoi?


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    the game is stretched
    next goal is the winner I think
    I want Cox to score


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    Hobbs to Fox, to Reid
    Reid chips it over the top
    Cox clear! No. Offside.


 

 

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