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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Very disappointing.

    I wanted to see the odious little **** get some broken bones - preferably his jaw so he couldn't speak for a while.


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Fair play to him though, that would be fucking scary!


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Quote Originally Posted by Masuka View Post
    Fair play to him though, that would be fucking scary!
    definitley, lee was aiming right at him


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    It does go to show though that even the England batsmen that we've been criticising so much are something akin to superhuman - most of us wouldn't even see the ball from a fast bowler let alone attempt to hit the thing in any other way than self-defence.


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Rubbish bowling by Lee.

    He could have at least dinged Morgan a good one in the bollocks.

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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    Rubbish bowling by Lee.

    He could have at least dinged Morgan a good one in the bollocks.
    Very small target to hit though. Especially on a moving target.

    Can't aim at the mouth for fear of losing the ball.


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    How many on here would have the bottle to do that though?


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    How many on here would have the bottle to do that though?
    Like flooring an F1 car, if you had the chance to do it no matter how much you know it would shit you up you'd have to do it. Helmut, pads, box give me 6 of your best Brett.


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    Quote Originally Posted by No 5 Terry Wilson View Post
    Like flooring an F1 car, if you had the chance to do it no matter how much you know it would shit you up you'd have to do it. Helmut, pads, box give me 6 of your best Brett.
    I did think like that once. Then I faced a young West Indian pace bowler in a Lancashire League match. The one ball of the 3 I lasted that I got the bat to took a long sliver out of and nigh on broke my wrist. I was mighty relieved when the third ball took my middle and off while I cowered beyond leg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sinister View Post
    I did think like that once. Then I faced a young West Indian pace bowler in a Lancashire League match. The one ball of the 3 I lasted that I got the bat to took a long sliver out of and nigh on broke my wrist. I was mighty relieved when the third ball took my middle and off while I cowered beyond leg
    Been there, pretty much done that.

    I played against a couple of West Indian quicks from the Lancashire leagues a good few years ago. One of them was on the reserve list to be called up if one of Ambrose, Walsh or Marshall got injured, which gives you an idea of the sort of pace he bowled at.

    To be honest, it was exhilirating,the adrenaline rush was fantastic, but he hit me on the pad and I walked when they appealed! It hurt like hell! the umpire called me back saying it's not out and the opposition p****d themselves when I asked 'Are you sure? Can't you rethink'

    In the end I batted against him for about 3 overs - just looking to survive really. I can honestly say that I never even saw the ball that bowled me in the end. I saw him run up, arm go over, ball leave hand and then heard it hit the stumps. When I looked back my middle stump had nearly hit the 'keeper!

    Frightening, but as I said, the adrenaline rush.....


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    Default Re: Brilliant- Brett Lee bowling to Piers Morgan

    This was one of the best things to come out of the Ashes, only way it could have been better is if Lee had got him in the balls.

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