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    Default Man jailed for raping a goat

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...bPane=Comments

    To be fair. At least he didn't touch any kids..........


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    I'm glad they've covered the goats face to preserve it's dignity


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    Normal behaviour in Derby isn't it?

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Why is the goats eyes blacked out surely a goat is a goat they all look the same ?? He is one sick individual though !!

    Goatist!


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Someone stick the picture in the Wudja/Wuntya thread


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    Tut tut, it's such a poor show.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DapperDan View Post
    Someone stick the picture in the Wudja/Wuntya thread
    I would but my hand's currently jerking a bit furiously and I can't use a mouse with my left hand


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Brian Potter: How do you f---ing expect me to drive a boat?

    Young Kenny: Yeah, it takes real skill and concentration to ride one.

    Alan: What? You dont ride a boat!?

    Young Kenny: Oh boat, I thought you said goat




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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    Normal behaviour in Derby isn't it?
    Apparently not. The good citizens of Derby specialise in Horses.

    http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Ma...#axzz2exRd1LZ5


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    Quote Originally Posted by rogerthecat View Post
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...bPane=Comments

    To be fair. At least he didn't touch any kids..........
    I thought I hadn't heard much from Bonalair in a while


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    Quote Originally Posted by virgo View Post
    Apparently not. The good citizens of Derby specialise in Horses.

    http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Ma...#axzz2exRd1LZ5
    It's only coz all the sheep turn 'em down.


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    It's rife over here in the West Midlands too: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2...eping-animals/

    Interesting photo. The last thing I’d want to do is use my mobile phone when I’d been feeling a little horse


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Quote Originally Posted by DapperDan View Post
    Someone stick the picture in the Wudja/Wuntya thread



    Guy who sits with me at work says his uncle is paid by some horse owners/keepers to do night security in summer when the horses are left out, to prevent this very occurrence. It's quite common apparently.

    Yes, I shit you not, he works in Derbyshire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PsYcHoSpiKe View Post

    I thought I hadn't heard much from Bonalair in a while
    Oy!

    Oh FFS.

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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    Oy!
    just a caution was it then mate!


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    I've suddenly gone right off Goat's cheese


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Quote Originally Posted by PsYcHoSpiKe View Post
    just a caution was it then mate!
    You are getting confused. I was cautioned for gaping a roat. Completely different.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    You are getting confused. I was cautioned for gaping a roat. Completely different.
    please explain 'gaping a roat' and I will believe you!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PsYcHoSpiKe View Post
    please explain 'gaping a roat' and I will believe you!!
    Well, first you have to catch a roat....


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    Well, first you have to catch a roat....
    ...let me guess, then you force it's face in to the ground from behind whilst you give it a bloody good gaping?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PsYcHoSpiKe View Post
    ...let me guess, then you force it's face in to the ground from behind whilst you give it a bloody good gaping?!
    What kind of fiend are you?

    Once you've caught one you feed it the gapes. Red or white gapes, doesn't matter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonalair View Post
    What kind of fiend are you?

    Once you've caught one you feed it the gapes. Red or white gapes, doesn't matter.
    and why exactly would that lead to you being charged and jailed?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PsYcHoSpiKe View Post
    and why exactly would that lead to you being charged and jailed?
    I slipped and my cock went up his arse.


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    Default Re: Man jailed for raping a goat

    How did they prove it wasnt consensual?


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    Quote Originally Posted by porks View Post
    How did they prove it wasnt consensual?
    The roat had been brought up by a deaf family and knew sign language.


 

 

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