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    Teenage stage exocists

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595

    classic quotes like

    The girls believe that the UK in particular is a hotbed for "witchcraft", because of the popularity of J K Rowling's Harry Potter books.

    "The spells and things that you're reading in the Harry Potter books, those aren't just something that are made up, those are actual spells." says Tess.


    I'd better lay off saying Avada Kedavra in case I kill someone.


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    Their mothers sell whelks in Hull!

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    "A demon can't just come into anybody whenever it chooses too



    As a worshiper of Satan I'd like to test that theory with all 3.

    Wonder if they're still virgins too?

    I've been a bad man, exorcise me girls.


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    Only in America...and the UK...and anywhere else weird ancient desert superstitions still persist;

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...rocess-2259096


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    To be fair, East Anglia is still a hotbed of witchcraft.


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    Fucking mental the lot of them!


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    They are just after having the willies put up em.

    Sorry about that joke, so sorry


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    To be fair, East Anglia is still a hotbed of witchcraft.



    Matthew Hopkins always felt it was the biggest area of the country that had witchcraft.


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    The witchsmeller persuivant should know better than anyone else. It'll be all that inbreeding that goes on there...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Sheldon Cooper View Post
    I'd better lay off saying Avada Kedavra in case I kill someone.
    I've often thought it worrying that the killing curse Avada Kedavra was so close to the pretty harmless Abracadabra. A few gin and tonics before a show and Paul Daniels could have inadvertently killed someone while trying to make the Nine of Spades appear in a wine glass.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    I've often thought it worrying that the killing curse Avada Kedavra was so close to the pretty harmless Abracadabra. A few gin and tonics before a show and Paul Daniels could have inadvertently killed someone while trying to make the Nine of Spades appear in a wine glass.
    ... and that's magic folks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbus View Post


    That is just brilliant.


 

 

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