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    Can fat people go skinny-dipping ?


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    Who invented the skip?


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    Who was it who first crawled under a cow and thought "I'm going to squeeze those dangly bits and drink what comes out"?

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

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    Why do Wasps exist? They serve no purpose


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    What was the best thing *before* sliced bread?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    What was the best thing *before* sliced bread?
    Why does the saying go "the best thing since sliced bread" exist especially when non sliced bread is better.


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    Unsliced bread?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    What was the best thing *before* sliced bread?
    Considering anything half decent is hailed as the best thing since sliced bread, was sliced bread ever that good to begin with?

    "Charlie don't surf for his hamburger momma!!"

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    I prefer cutting up my own doorstop sandwiches.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo View Post
    Why do Wasps exist? They serve no purpose
    That's not true at all.

    However more to the point

    Is the Okey Cokey really what it's all about?


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    Which **** thought up religion?


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    Why have boy racer types suddenly started putting those awful black vinyl bonnet protectors - originally intended for cars with low bonnets that are especially vulnerable to stone chips like Porsche 911 or VW Beetle - on really inappropriate cars like VW Polos and Citroen Saxos?

    And even more confusing, what are those two bits that stick up on the rear edge of them for?


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    How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood? Though I guess this has a lot to do with time spent, speed of chucking etc


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    Quote Originally Posted by alabamared View Post
    However more to the point

    Is the Okey Cokey really what it's all about?
    Of course it is. Get with it, man!!


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    Wot iz consciousness?


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    Why did we appoint Schteve MacLaren?


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    Ashes to ashes,
    funk to funky,

    is Major Tom really a junkie?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdoundy! View Post
    Which **** thought up religion?
    God, obviously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BloodyHell View Post
    Ashes to ashes,
    funk to funky,

    is Major Tom really a junkie?
    Yes. That's why he sabotaged his ship in the first song, so he could spent the rest of his life floating around in space getting really fucking high.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    God, obviously.
    Which one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbus View Post
    Why have boy racer types suddenly started putting those awful black vinyl bonnet protectors - originally intended for cars with low bonnets that are especially vulnerable to stone chips like Porsche 911 or VW Beetle - on really inappropriate cars like VW Polos and Citroen Saxos?

    And even more confusing, what are those two bits that stick up on the rear edge of them for?
    Ask Rich 1977


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    why is naivety described as being wet behind the ears?


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    Why can't half the knob'eads on here just fuck off?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Yes. That's why he sabotaged his ship in the first song, so he could spent the rest of his life floating around in space getting really fucking high.
    What a guy!




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    Quote Originally Posted by GOBIAS Industries View Post
    Who invented the skip?
    Skip Bin History

    The history of the skip bin is some what murky. Some say, the skip bin originates in the UK in the 1970's. Richard Biffa introduced the skip bin into his waste business as it diversified into the general commercial waste area, having started out servicing power-stations in the London area removing their waste output. Biffa has since become one of the largest waste management companies in the UK and the skip bin has become available and in use around the world


 

 

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