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    Monk De Wally De Honk
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    Further to the thread in forest banter , a place here to confess life's little transgressions. I will go first.


    I fucking loath the blues brothers film.

    And the commitments sucks ball bags too


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    I confess I love both those films, but maybe that's because.... I'm a sooouuuulllll mmmmaaaannnn, da da dah dah, da da dah dah!


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    Of a window cleaner or a plumbers mate.


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    Just scratched my balls


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    Quote Originally Posted by tropix View Post
    Just scratched my balls
    Crabs


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    I just scratched my bollocks as well, but just because they were itching, I am not in the same place as tropix


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    I confess that I don't really care for football - I just come on here for the banter. I only ever come in "down the pub" or "care in the community".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maid of Kent View Post
    I only ever come in the pub.
    Fixed that for you.


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    Pub sex. For when the smell of piss, shit and vomit turns you on.


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    Who takes a dump in a pub? Vile creatures.


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    When you've gotta go, you've gotta go!


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    When you've gotta go, you've gotta go!
    No, you hold it in and wait for somewhere decent to come along


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    Quote Originally Posted by 'eckinhell View Post
    No, you hold it in and wait for somewhere decent to come along
    Zackly.


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    People who shit in public are worse than dogs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd Stranglew@nk View Post
    People who shit in public are worse than dogs.
    What if it was during our match at Pride Park, right on the centre spot?


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    I was in Loydds no 1 bar at the top of Hockley a few months ago. Went for a piss and as I finished and turned around I saw a pair of shit covered boxers on the floor in one of the cubicles. Disgusting.


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    Anyone been in the new BZR? I went in there at New Years and someone had smeared shit all over the walls and toilet seat.

    Wht on earth is anyone getting out if that, and surely you would be an obvious culprit walking out?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd Stranglew@nk View Post
    People who shit in public are worse than dogs.
    If you mean in the open, sure.

    If you mean you won't use a public convenience, then you're repressed

    I try to do 90% of my shitting at work!


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post

    I try to do 90% of my shitting at work!
    What happens if it falls below 90 %? Say, 84 %?


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    Quote Originally Posted by tomasj View Post
    What happens if it falls below 90 %? Say, 84 %?
    Then there's more paperwork to do at home


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    If you mean in the open, sure.

    If you mean you won't use a public convenience, then you're repressed

    I try to do 90% of my shitting at work!
    Do you sit there and work out how much Boots have paid you to take a dump?


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    I've just worked out how much my employer paid me to ask you if you'd worked out how much your employer paid you to take a shit.

    this could go on for ever so I'm leaving it there.


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    I've worked it out in the past, can't remember the result though!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Sheldon Cooper View Post
    I've just worked out how much my employer paid me to ask you if you'd worked out how much your employer paid you to take a shit.

    this could go on for ever so I'm leaving it there.
    Hope no-one treads in it if you just leave it lying around


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    Really glad I've just caught up on this thread while having my tea. Can't beat scatological chat whilst eating.


 

 

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