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    Default For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    You'll get your chance this December!

    Coming this holiday season! Yes, it appears to be official, two pompous American ass(arse)holes will be in the city of Nottingham for the December 29th match against Leeds and the New Years Day away match against Reading. For those of you who met us 3 years ago this will be a grand reunion with the two guys you begrudgingly tolerated due to your English social graces. For the rest of you it will be the chance to confront the physical embodiment of everything that you hate: the gun-owning, government-hating, socialist-opposing, canadian-mocking, puppy-kicking prick with zero redeeming social qualities. I'll buy you a pint if you don't sucker-punch me!

    Yes, we're off school and work for the holidays and had so much fun last time we have decided to come back. This thread has been created in order to facilitate requests for American products you would like me to bring. The Hostess company went tits up a few months ago but it is rumored they will be back in business shortly and making Twinkies again, so if you would like some please let me know. Hershey's (vomit) chocolate, genuine Mountain Dew, discount tobacco, sheepskin jimmy-hats, American whiskey, and anything your heart desires can be requested here.

    Also, this is a call to all the charitable types to help me in getting two tickets to both of the aforementioned games. You will of course be reimbursed upon our arrival and showered with customized gifts of your liking. If someone could plan a get together or pregame pub-crawl like last time it would be appreciated. If and when this shindig comes together I would hope that you all come out. I have realized that many of you - though living in the same city and sharing a mutual love of Forest - have never met. Here's the chance to put faces with online personas and gain some familiarity with fellow forum members.

    This will be my first away match, so anyone planning on going I would appreciate your help. We have transport fairly well figured out, but pregame pubs, hangouts, how to get to the stadium, etc. could be listed here. Please avoid the temptation to send me into the shit part of town and to a pub that will get me stabbed. Yeah, I'd probably do it to some of you, but for the sake of the taxpayer please don't burden the NHS with my carcass.

    Anyway, that's the plan. Feel free to make suggestions, call me names, threaten my physical well-being or tell me how much you value my opinion and friendship. We're gonna have a super fun time!


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Awesome - looking forward to seeing you both again already


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    I don't want to punch you. Where you come from they shoot people who punch you.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    Awesome - looking forward to seeing you both again already
    Hope we can have a curry and a bottle of Cobra, and another explanation of how cricket works!


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    Can't help you with the cricket, but I'm sure the Vicar or Maverick will indulge that whilst we tuck into a bhuna!


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rigler View Post
    I don't want to punch you. Where you come from they shoot people who punch you.......
    Nah, all real Americans love a good dust-up. Plus I can't get a gun past security. Tho I heard the neighborhood next to the old Globe pub has an abundance of them, so we'll see how it goes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    Can't help you with the cricket, but I'm sure the Vicar or Maverick will indulge that whilst we tuck into a bhuna!
    Lookin forward to it! Ever since I had the vindalu (sp?) I've craved a good curry, something the city of Tucson lacks. One Indian restaurant and it's sub-par. We got tacos out the wazoo, but no decent curry.


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    No decent Curry?

    Well, you'll be spilt for choice in Nottingham!

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    — Joe Strummer

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    PEANUT BUTTER M&M's! Bring me a bag of those beautiful little beauties and I'll admit Mandela was a terrorist!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd Stranglew@nk View Post
    PEANUT BUTTER M&M's! Bring me a bag of those beautiful little beauties and I'll admit Mandela was a terrorist!
    I'll bring a ten pound bag if you throw in a condemnation of Hugo Chavez!


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Can you bring me a whole packer cut of brisket please? U get first dibs at the grill of course


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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    No decent Curry?

    Well, you'll be spilt for choice in Nottingham!
    I will go wherever the drunks take me. Not a lot of Indians in Tucson. Well, India Indians, anyway.


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Red Hat View Post
    Can you bring me a whole packer cut of brisket please? U get first dibs at the grill of course
    Are there no cows on the whole island?


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd Stranglew@nk View Post
    PEANUT BUTTER M&M's! Bring me a bag of those beautiful little beauties and I'll admit Mandela was a terrorist!
    And wait, I never called him a terrorist, merely communist-affiliated. One man's terrorist is another man's blah blah blah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    Are there no cows on the whole island?
    Yeah but our brisket is either the flat or point, never whole, and it's had all the fat trimmed and it's small joints. Wank for the bbq


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    And wait, I never called him a terrorist, merely communist-affiliated. One man's terrorist is another man's blah blah blah.
    "Freedom Fighter" is the phrase you're looking for!

    Hasta la victoria siempre!


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Red Hat View Post
    Yeah but our brisket is either the flat or point, never whole, and it's had all the fat trimmed and it's small joints. Wank for the bbq
    May not fit in the overhead, but if you find exactly what you want - packaged in a manner that will ship well - I will buy it and ship it over. PM me if you're serious!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    "Freedom Fighter" is the phrase you're looking for!

    Hasta la victoria siempre!
    Unless you're black, right? Man, you better come out to the pubs beforehand, we're gonna have some great debates!


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    Peanut butter M&M's and proper 'Dew are exciting prospects


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    When the itinerary is published, I shall certainly try to be there; I'm easily recognisable, I'll be the one with the military-style buzz cut and Che T-shirt!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    May not fit in the overhead, but if you find exactly what you want - packaged in a manner that will ship well - I will buy it and ship it over. PM me if you're serious!
    I imagine postage would be stupid but awesome of you to offer dude. I'll have to stick with pulled pork and ribs I guess, which is not a bad thing in itself of course :P


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Awesome, bring the same luck as you did for the Derby game last time you came... No twinkies this time though, they are dodgy as fook


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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    May not fit in the overhead, but if you find exactly what you want - packaged in a manner that will ship well - I will buy it and ship it over. PM me if you're serious!
    Customs will not allow meats to be bought in and yes leave the twinkies behind.


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    If you'd be good enough to bring me some Milk Duds, I'll buy you a pint!

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    Default Re: For all of you who have wanted to punch me...

    You can actually get Milk Duds in the viccy centre Tesco, as well as Butterfingers and Baby Ruth bars. Cost a bit as they're imported in.


 

 

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