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    Perhaps they should have guns, kill all the retards over there.


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    I wish those aliens had landed on Shrove Tuesday so the film was called Pancake Day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutts View Post
    I wish those aliens had landed on Shrove Tuesday so the film was called Pancake Day.
    Leave off tutts, the film is bad enough as it is. It doesn't need to be finished off in such a callous way.

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    Woooo! Public education! We should throw more money at it.

    http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/cha...ranscript.html

    America is in the shitter, but this is still a good read. Jefferson wrote it when he was 33. When I was 33, I fell off my roof and broke my arm while wearing a shirt that said "No Fat Chicks."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy! View Post
    Perhaps they should have guns, kill all the retards over there.
    Are there enough bullets though?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutts View Post
    I wish those aliens had landed on Shrove Tuesday so the film was called Pancake Day.
    The "independence day" speech in it is one of the most cringingly nauseating moments in film history (for me as a non American)

    Still at least they managed to get themselves some battle of britain spitfire pilots and stick them into the F16s that we don't fly. Tally Bally Ho.

    Plus only a fuckwit would try to shoot down a 15 mile diameter spaceship with a chuffing sidewinder missile, at least in the equally bollocks radio play "Independence Day UK" the RAF tried to bomb it with 1,000 pounders.


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    Get some Budweiser daarn ya me ducks !


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbus View Post
    I'm confused. When did God invent America?


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    On the 8th day..... after being busy all week making the world he had a curry and a few beers. The following morning he had an enormous dump in the hitherto empty atlantic/pacific ocean.


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    Having read the tweets again, I do suspect some is involved here...


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    Shoot 'em anyway. We can be Chinas lap dogs then.

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    Speaking of American's shooting...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013...trayvon-martin

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    Kid had it comin... and we'll leave it at that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    Kid had it comin... and we'll leave it at that.
    Yeah how dare he buy sweets and a drink when everyone knows Black Kids aren't allowed in white man shops.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    Kid had it comin... and we'll leave it at that.
    ...said the judge.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bakeri666 View Post
    Yeah how dare he buy sweets and a drink when everyone knows Black Kids aren't allowed in white man shops.
    Dont buy into the narrative. Read the facts of the case. Familiar with purple drank? If so, you'd umderstand the skittles and fruit drink he purchased, they're items used for things other than making a six foot, hundred and seventy pound teenager look like an innocent child with a sweet tooth.


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    And how come no sympathy for the hundred or so black youth killed in Chicago in the last four months? Why do you focus on the one the media fed you and ignore the others? Are their lives somehow worth less?


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    OK if it's fair to shoot dead an unarmed teenager in self defence in Florida, how come a woman from the same state gets 20 years in jail for firing warning shots at her abusive husband?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...warning-shots/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbus View Post
    OK if it's fair to shoot dead an unarmed teenager in self defence in Florida, how come a woman from the same state gets 20 years in jail for firing warning shots at her abusive husband?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...warning-shots/
    Shit justice system and an inability to hire expensive lawyers due to her case not being widely publicized by a ravenous media looking to stoke racial animosity. What, you were expecting a blind defense of all things American?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TucsonHooligan View Post
    Shit justice system and an inability to hire expensive lawyers due to her case not being widely publicized but a ravenous media looking to stoke racial animosity. What, you were expecting a blind defense of all things American?
    No wasn't fishing. The two cases do make an interesting comparison.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbus View Post
    No wasn't fishing. The two cases do make an interesting comparison.
    I agree wholeheartedly. Don't take my usual defense of my personal liberties and love for American philosophical foundations as an all-encompassing affection for our current system. We're proper fucked on an immeasurable level, but weapon or not, Trayvon went too far and paid the price. On a separate note, I expect all the fat American jokes to stop now that Mexico has surpassed us in fat asses.


 

 

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