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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    In fact I feel a film coming on.
    Just call me Shane Clifton


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    Last edited by lard; 20-07-19 at 22:53.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    Me and Bazza are coming for you next Saturday night and going out on the toon .
    One fat bald bloke, One Racist trucker that has a knife fetish and looks like Benny from crossroads and a shy lad who hides behind a copy of Guitar weekly.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Count me in, sounds like a right laugh.


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    All of this because I was debating pretend leather versus cord fabric.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie View Post
    All of this because I was debating pretend leather versus cord fabric.
    Cord fabric all the way.

    We have Italian leather sofas and the surface is nearly always uncomfortable. They’re cold in the winter and you stick to them in the summer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Cord fabric all the way.

    We have Italian leather sofas and the surface is nearly always uncomfortable. They’re cold in the winter and you stick to them in the summer.
    Yeah I prefer cord but pleather will be easier to clean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Cord fabric all the way.

    We have Italian leather sofas and the surface is nearly always uncomfortable. They’re cold in the winter and you stick to them in the summer.
    never took you for a naturist duck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie View Post
    All of this because I was debating pretend leather versus cord fabric.
    Bazzas sofa advice, no leather as like Bryn says cold in winter sweaty in summer.... and pick a sofa you can kip on, you'll understand why eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    Me and Bazza are coming for you next Saturday night and going out on the toon .
    One fat bald bloke, One Racist trucker that has a knife fetish and looks like Benny from crossroads and a shy lad who hides behind a copy of Guitar weekly.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    I'll sort you sad ***** out within the first half hour.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    I'll sort you sad ***** out within the first half hour.
    Oh, leather sofas are the only way to go, stick a recliner on the fucker too, leccie obviously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Freddie View Post


    I'm on a break from all that, and dating apps and all that. Buying a house and work are stressful enough as it is, I don't need women failure on top of that.
    You're our guitar hero, you should be fighting the women off!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Dont fucking listen to him Sam.. I did volunteering in a few charity shops and it was like working in stoke mandeville hospital after the war.... every fucker either had a limp, a limb missing, eyes that didnt move the same way, teeth like service stations and they were the fit ones....stick to the apps

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    You shagged the ones with the limp or the limb missing didn't you? Taking advantage of people who can't run very fast. Huh!

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    Sounds like Bulwell.


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    So fucking glad I wasted five minutes catching up with this bollax


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    You shagged the ones with the limp or the limb missing didn't you? Taking advantage of people who can't run very fast. Huh!

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    A lad I worked spent a Christmas Party explaining to my missus why his ideal woman was a paraplegic, the sick **** wasn't even joking. He was from Leeds though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    That would be a pleasure for me, And in fairness you could do alot worse on this forum

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    Yeah there are some proper wrong uns on here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    You shagged the ones with the limp or the limb missing didn't you? Taking advantage of people who can't run very fast. Huh!

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    The bird with the fish eyes actually... I liked the randomness of if she was talking to me or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Yeah there are some proper wrong uns on here
    I did have my suspicions about Barry but his last few posts have confirmed it.

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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Yeah there are some proper wrong uns on here
    „Hello, Pot? Kettle here...“ ^

    „I believe in socialism because it seems more humanitarian, rather than every man for himself and 'I'm alright jack' and all those arsehole businessmen with all the loot. I made up my mind from viewing society from that angle. That's where I'm from and there's where I've made my decisions from. That's why I believe in socialism“

    — Joe Strummer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strummer View Post
    „Hello, Pot? Kettle here...“ ^
    Not me guv, I’m right normal


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    A lad I worked spent a Christmas Party explaining to my missus why his ideal woman was a paraplegic, the sick **** wasn't even joking. He was from Leeds though.
    Mate of mine pulled a bird with one arm on my 18th in Rock City....

    He claimed he didn't realise at first, he was then always chasing that first high like a first bash on crack....

    Plus thats where his nickname "Bandit" came from.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    The bird with the fish eyes actually... I liked the randomness of if she was talking to me or not.

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    You know what you call a fish with no eyes ?

    A fsh, works better when you say it





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    Default Re: The "I've just..." Thread

    The Hungarian,s arrived for their holiday.
    They came with wine and chocolate.
    Fine by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefkasman View Post
    The Hungarian,s arrived for their holiday.
    They came with wine and chocolate.
    Fine by me.

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    They know a greedy pisshead when they see one, you can say that for the Hungarians.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    They know a greedy pisshead when they see one, you can say that for the Hungarians.
    At least our Mildred hasn't set about the children. George ain't even noticed they've arrived yet.

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    I would have sent the fuckers back and told them to return with Tokaji


 

 

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