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    'NO FOREST' EDITION.

    Any chants/ songs you think are impressive? Any that are downright dogshit? Post vids if you can.

    Couple of Decent ones to get us going:


    Hearts Song (Dunno why, just think it's quality)


    Sheffield United, Greasy Chip Butty song (Proper Football anthem)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows View Post


    So tinpot!


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    Any club who sing that "We love you" song is immediately tinpot, its dreadful.


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    Many many years ago in the old trent end they sometimes used to sing a song that was about a woman and a different colour. Something like she's the lady in red, she's the lady in red and she's very good in bed, she's the lady in glitter, she's the lady in glitter and she takes it up the shitter etc. They used to go through a few colours but can't remember the rest.

    Does anyone else remember this? I hope so otherwise I could look a bit mental!


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    Fields of Anfield Road.

    Goes something like -

    'the most boring fucking song I've ever heard'


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    'Marching On Together' is quite decent, despite the cnuts who sing it. I also like 'penny arcade' sung by Rangers.


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    MOT and blowing bubbles.

    Worst? Tinpot clubs like Leicester singing that love you crap. Truly embarrassing


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    Despite being a Man United chant (which probably means it was written and then handed out on a card for them to learn) I always enjoyed the Park Ji Sung song.

    Park, Park, Wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your home country,
    But it could be worse,
    You could be a Scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallon View Post
    'NO FOREST' EDITION.

    Any chants/ songs you think are impressive? Any that are downright dogshit? Post vids if you can.

    Couple of Decent ones to get us going:

    Hearts Song (Dunno why, just think it's quality)
    YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUeV4Ioot9E

    Sheffield United, Greasy Chip Butty song (Proper Football anthem)
    YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA14bKuuSms
    The Sheff United one always reminds me of THAT Playoff game.

    What a rollercoaster of emotions it was that night which sadly ended in defeat.

    Was so proud of the team that night though unlike other Playoff defeats.


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    Rangers singing penny arcade when your part of it is pretty special and defo pisses all over YNWA.




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    I like Blue moon aswell. Hate songs like 'glad all over', 'we follow' (already mentioned) and 'I just can't get enough'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nffcjoe View Post
    'Marching On Together' is quite decent, despite the cnuts who sing it. I also like 'penny arcade' sung by Rangers.
    Agreed.

    "Roll up and spend your last dime!"

    I actually quite like Z-Cars as well as a theme, Watford and Everton.


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    Quality song.




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    Everton are good..

    Colleen is a slapper, she fucks herself with dirty toys
    And when she's shagging Rooney, she thinks of David Moye

    And then they go into

    David Moyes, David Moyessss
    He's a ginger jock with a 12 inch cock, David David Moyes!


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    He's half a boy & half a girl, Torres, Torres,

    He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres

    He wears a frock, he likes a cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock,

    It's Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side,


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagman View Post
    He's half a boy & half a girl, Torres, Torres,

    He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres

    He wears a frock, he likes a cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock,

    It's Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side,


    Genius, from the Old Trafford mob!



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    There's only 2 Andy Gorams.

    (to the Adam's family tune)
    Your aunty is your mother,
    Your Uncle is your brother,
    You all f--- one another,
    The Norwich family.


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    Newcastle fans..

    Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
    Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
    Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
    Saturday, what a day playing all week for toon.


    You are my Cissé, my Pappis Cissé
    you make me happy, home and away
    the MacKems flew you, but couldn't woo you
    please don't take my Pappis away.

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    I quite liked the Man United 'Neville Neville' song


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    Brentford sang the Habib Beye song way before with their keeper Ashley Bayes.

    I also enjoyed them singing 'Do the funky Gibbo' to their winger called Gibbs.

    They also sing Hey Jude replacing the title with Brentford.

    Farnborough Town sing The Final Countdown all the way through injury time, which is pretty funny.


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    Actually I think it was Exeter with the Ashley Bayes song.


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    Quote Originally Posted by winnits View Post
    I quite liked the Man United 'Neville Neville' song
    Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
    Neville Neville, You play in defence,
    Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
    Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!

    Not sure about the Jacko line though!


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    The old Trent end for humour alone was class. One of my first games Forest v Wolves 1976 "Sammy Chung and his chinese takeaways" me and dad howled.


 

 

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