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    On Friday.

    Our women play your women in ze Olympics. Our women are actually real good, so it should be interesting. Christine Sinclair is an excellent player, regardless of gender. She's very intelligent and a complete team player.

    Anyhow, we'll beat you, sorry.

    Red and white is just better than red, white and blue, any way you slice it.



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    Our first scorer..



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    Should see us right I think.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest View Post
    On Friday.

    Our women play your women in ze Olympics. Our women are actually real good, so it should be interesting. Christine Sinclair is an excellent player, regardless of gender. She's very intelligent and a complete team player.

    Anyhow, we'll beat you, sorry.

    Red and white is just better than red, white and blue, any way you slice it.



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    Soccer? Women? Give a fuck?


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    Who gives a fuck about Canada?


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    Lol.

    Hey there's enough ex-pats over here to fill a few of your Wembley's.

    Hey you should come over sometime. It's a nice big place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Liaminho View Post
    Who gives a fuck about Canada?
    Not a single person outside of Canada. It is a nothing place, stuck on top of America. I guess it is the Andorra of North America. Although it appears that their ladies can play some game called soccer so maybe we should worry about it a little more. Maybe the GB ladies will shove that maple leaf up their arse along with labbats and men in red uniforms that arrest a moose or 2.


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    I'll only come to Canada if you both look and talk like they do on South Park, buddy!


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    That's Winnipeg. It's a truly awful place.

    The comments on Canada are hilarious. Keep 'em coming. Out of respect (as I am visiting your forum from our "shithole" above the USA), I won't say anything about England.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest View Post
    That's Winnipeg. It's a truly awful place.

    The comments on Canada are hilarious. Keep 'em coming. Out of respect (as I am visiting your forum from our "shithole" above the USA), I won't say anything about England.
    We're just messin'. Rush are Canadian, that automatically puts you on the list of great countries.


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    Ahhh Rush, my favorite band until grade eleven, then it was all Yes and King Crimson. Saw Rush on tour for A Farewell to Kings, Hemispheres and Moving Pictures.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest View Post
    That's Winnipeg. It's a truly awful place.

    The comments on Canada are hilarious. Keep 'em coming. Out of respect (as I am visiting your forum from our "shithole" above the USA), I won't say anything about England.
    Say what you want about England....but dont call it Soccer! Its football!


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    I've been weighing up the Canadians I know and despite the offences of Conrad Black, Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber, Keanu Reeves, Celine Dion, Greg Rusedski and Shania Twain I've decided I like Canada thanks to Lennox Lewis, Rick Moranis, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, the Sutherlands, Alexander Graham Bell, Frederick Banking and Neil Young.


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    Sorry, get caught in the soccer/football thing at tiese, as the blog I write (on "soccer") I can't use football, as it confuses North Americans.


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    Hold on "Canada Pummels England in Soccer"

    Even aside from the Soccer / Football horribleness - you do know it's Team JeeBee right?


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    I'll agree on the "soccer" part, but it ends there. Listening to a canadian brag is like hearing an 8 year old talk about how many women hes bagged; you know he's full of shit, but you let him go anyway because its so funny to listen to. And WOMENS soccer?!? I hear your badminton teams look good this year too. Canadian pride should be put in storage and only brought out during the winter olympics when hockey and shuffleboard are played, and even then its still just hockey and shuffleboard. Nobody gives a shit.


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    I went to Canada once, Halifax Nova Scotia, I can honestly say, as a well travelled man..... it was bloody brilliant. One of the best places I've ever been to............ and the women.......wow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest View Post
    On Friday.

    Our women play your women in ze Olympics. Our women are actually real good, so it should be interesting. Christine Sinclair is an excellent player, regardless of gender. She's very intelligent and a complete team player.

    Anyhow, we'll beat you, sorry.

    Red and white is just better than red, white and blue, any way you slice it.





    Quote Originally Posted by Col View Post
    I'll only come to Canada if you both look and talk like they do on South Park, buddy!
    He's not your buddy, guy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall.

    He's not your buddy, guy!
    He's not your guy, buddy!


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    Yeah, I know it's Great Britain. Or at the very least Engerwales.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest
    Yeah, I know it's Great Britain. Or at the very least Engerwales.
    The women's is more Engla... Scotla... dammit, you get the idea


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    I watched Sweden vs Canada at st James park (free tickets) and both teams were terrible


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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Bravo View Post
    He's not your guy, buddy!
    I'm not your buddy, friend!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall.

    I'm not your buddy, friend!
    I'm not your friend, guy!


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    Canadinians are a terrible breed, just like Americans and Australuans.
    I went to Cuba in my earlier life and this bastard on a trip to Havana moaned about how poor they were and that the only thing this whole countries got is the beaches, he bragged about the monthly wages of the tour guide would only fill his car up for a week then moaned that they were asking for tips as he didn't speak perfect English . I told him to fuck of back to Canada if he didnt like it and then decided to tar all Canadians with the same brush.

    As for Americans they are too confident and rude. Australians love their country too much but their country is really good. The welsh are inbred, tge scots are drunks and are too butch, the Irish are simpletons.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PynchonForest View Post
    Lol.

    Hey there's enough ex-pats over here to fill a few of your Wembley's.

    Hey you should come over sometime. It's a horrible cold place.
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    That's fixed it!

    And before you say anything I spend six weeks every year in Calgary which ain't that far from you.

    The people are fine but my god it is such a boring place.

    I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women,. Suddenly, uncritically giving no thought to the pain it could bring. - Nick Hornby

 

 

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