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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDude View Post
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    Favourite Cotterill anecdote: He was having an off-the-record chat with my colleague and a few other hacks about his transfer targets one summer. He mentioned there were two players he was particularly keen on. "And if I get both of those," he said, "I'll sit in this chair for the rest of the summer just wanking myself off." Complete with hand gesture.

    One of the players was Frank Sinclair.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NWRed View Post
    Evening Telegrapgh in Lancashire, when Cotterill was at Burnley. Says he was an absolute twat.
    Better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NWRed View Post
    Favourite Cotterill anecdote: He was having an off-the-record chat with my colleague and a few other hacks about his transfer targets one summer. He mentioned there were two players he was particularly keen on. "And if I get both of those," he said, "I'll sit in this chair for the rest of the summer just wanking myself off." Complete with hand gesture.

    One of the players was Frank Sinclair.



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    Quote Originally Posted by NWRed View Post

    Favourite Cotterill anecdote: He was having an off-the-record chat with my colleague and a few other hacks about his transfer targets one summer. He mentioned there were two players he was particularly keen on. "And if I get both of those," he said, "I'll sit in this chair for the rest of the summer just wanking myself off." Complete with hand gesture.

    One of the players was Frank Sinclair.
    Similar thing happened at Forest but he let Paul Taylor wank him off instead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NWRed View Post
    Favourite Cotterill anecdote: He was having an off-the-record chat with my colleague and a few other hacks about his transfer targets one summer. He mentioned there were two players he was particularly keen on. "And if I get both of those," he said, "I'll sit in this chair for the rest of the summer just wanking myself off." Complete with hand gesture.

    One of the players was Frank Sinclair.



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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    Frank Sinclair...so shit, they named him after an outdated electronics company.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Roonaldo View Post
    He managers Liverpool so whilst i used to think of him as a nice irish fella who got an average team playing fine football I now consider him as a sour faced, moaning, scouse loving, fenian shitbag.

    End of.
    my thoughts exactly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roonaldo View Post
    He managers Liverpool so whilst i used to think of him as a nice irish fella who got an average team playing fine football I now consider him as a sour faced, moaning, scouse loving, fenian shitbag.

    End of.
    nail on head?


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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    Quote Originally Posted by NWRed View Post

    A colleague of mine used to work on the Evening Telegrapgh in Lancashire, when Cotterill was at Burnley. Says he was an absolute twat to deal with.
    Cotterill has never covered himself in glory when dealing with people.


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    HT Scouse 0 Geordies 1

    Lovely stuff by Ben Arfa great goal by Cabaye!

    All Liverpool for first 20 mins but Newcastle weathered the early storm.

    Things going great on Stevie G's 600th appearance!

    Lovely :-)


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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    Did you see that Sprinkler malfunction?

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutts View Post
    Did you see that Sprinkler malfunction?

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
    No missed that or didn't notice anyway what happened?

    Edit - forgot I was running on a delay!

    Last edited by Psycho's Dragon; 04-11-12 at 16:12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutts View Post
    Did you see that Sprinkler malfunction?

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
    That'll be the first time in years many of those Scousers have had a bath.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho's Dragon View Post
    No missed that or didn't notice anyway what happened?
    A sppinkler went off by itself and started firing an awful lot of water directly into the supporters.


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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    Bet they needed a good wash the scruffy bastards


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    Justice for the wet 96.


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    Why was Sterling not shown red for twice kicking out at Ben Arfa? The commentators haven't even mentioned it.

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Why was Sterling not shown red for twice kicking out at Ben Arfa? The commentators haven't even mentioned it.
    All the more a poor decision as the Ref has just sent Colocini off with a straight red.


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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    When he didn't even touch Suarez.


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    Default Re: the demise of liverpool 2

    Some of their faces. Where's the scouse sense of humour there?


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    That's fucking tremendous, takes me back to my honeymoon,me and the Mrs were stood wating for an excursion bus when a redneck twat hit a puddle and splashed the whole queue with shitty water. I was just launchng into blowing my stack when a scouse whine cried out "Ahh me fucking tracky", cheered me up no end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    When he didn't even touch Suarez.
    But Suarez is victimised, and the refs have an agenda against liverpool


 

 

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