Favourite Cotterill anecdote: He was having an off-the-record chat with my colleague and a few other hacks about his transfer targets one summer. He mentioned there were two players he was particularly keen on. "And if I get both of those," he said, "I'll sit in this chair for the rest of the summer just wanking myself off." Complete with hand gesture.
One of the players was Frank Sinclair.
"I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a c**k like a burmese python, and the mind of a f**king scientist" - Kenny Powers
Frank Sinclair...so shit, they named him after an outdated electronics company.
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Lovely stuff by Ben Arfa great goal by Cabaye!
All Liverpool for first 20 mins but Newcastle weathered the early storm.
Things going great on Stevie G's 600th appearance!
Lovely :-)
Did you see that Sprinkler malfunction?![]()
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Bet they needed a good wash the scruffy bastards
Why was Sterling not shown red for twice kicking out at Ben Arfa? The commentators haven't even mentioned it.
Talk to me, Goose.
When he didn't even touch Suarez.
Some of their faces. Where's the scouse sense of humour there?
That's fucking tremendous, takes me back to my honeymoon,me and the Mrs were stood wating for an excursion bus when a redneck twat hit a puddle and splashed the whole queue with shitty water. I was just launchng into blowing my stack when a scouse whine cried out "Ahh me fucking tracky", cheered me up no end.
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