It's a veritable video of "Forest's greatest defensive performances" compilation from the late 80s and early 90s.Originally Posted by Col
So you'll never Beatamax Des Walker.
"I don't want to be rude but I could not have gone to Derby. It was impossible"
Guy Moussi, July 2011.
I offered him a ticket from north wales to greece but he refused.
Needless to say, you can never Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch - Crete Des Walker
Des asked if he could go out on the town with Wayne Rooney and Ryan Giggs, looking for some more super injunction fodder. 'Nay', they said, 'you'll never cheat Des Walker'.
Talk to me, Goose.
I tried to run him over in my classic British two-seater sports car, but he used his trademark pace and got out of the way. You'll never Lotus Esprit Des Walker.
Crap thread knobjockeys.
Buy a rhyming dictionary and the needs for threads like this is eradicated.
There was this small barbary ape riding on a donkey.
The sky was heavy with thunderstorms, bordering on snow.
When it came down, the ape was dissapointed.
The donkey was called Des Walker. It wasn't related at all to the football player that used to play for us. It was just fulfilling some kind of fantasy.
The Barbary ape was called 'Yul Never'.
The snow was mixed a bit with rain, it was very grey and depressing. The ape started hitting the donkey hard with a stick.
The donkey had an anus.
I'll leave the rest to you.
There once was a man from Norfolk
Who thought non rhyming poems didn't suck
He hated the limericks
obsessed about rhyming tricks
but has now learned how to turn a limerick into a story.
I haven't enough time left on this planet to explain all the ways in which this is wrong.
I am from West Bridgford. You can see the City Ground Floodlights from the bed I was born in.
The rhyme and meter after that first line are dreadful.
You need to feel ashamed; at absolute best, completely misguided.
Non rhyming didn't = shameful double negatives.
As well as missing the opportunioty to make a haiku thread, which I have been expecting since yesterday; you also sacrificed English Grammar and syntax for no reward whatsoever.
Limericks suck in every way.
There once as a poem by Rich
That made Anatoli bitch
He got so pedantic
It made him go frantic
So he burned him alive like a witch
I'm making a suggestion that this should be in the gold forum.