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  1. #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by Col
    There's so many repeats in this thread it's like watching UK Gold.
    It's a veritable video of "Forest's greatest defensive performances" compilation from the late 80s and early 90s.

    So you'll never Beatamax Des Walker.

    "It is better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep"

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    Default Re: Desmond Walker

    I offered him a ticket from north wales to greece but he refused.

    Needless to say, you can never Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch - Crete Des Walker



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    Des asked if he could go out on the town with Wayne Rooney and Ryan Giggs, looking for some more super injunction fodder. 'Nay', they said, 'you'll never cheat Des Walker'.

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    I tried to run him over in my classic British two-seater sports car, but he used his trademark pace and got out of the way. You'll never Lotus Esprit Des Walker.


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    Crap thread knobjockeys.
    Buy a rhyming dictionary and the needs for threads like this is eradicated.
    There was this small barbary ape riding on a donkey.
    The sky was heavy with thunderstorms, bordering on snow.
    When it came down, the ape was dissapointed.
    The donkey was called Des Walker. It wasn't related at all to the football player that used to play for us. It was just fulfilling some kind of fantasy.
    The Barbary ape was called 'Yul Never'.
    The snow was mixed a bit with rain, it was very grey and depressing. The ape started hitting the donkey hard with a stick.
    The donkey had an anus.

    I'll leave the rest to you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anatoli View Post
    Buy a rhyming dictionary and you'll be able to write poems.
    Absolute agreement, Mark. Normal dictionary for a story, rhyming dictionary for a poem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Absolute agreement, Mark. Normal dictionary for a story, rhyming dictionary for a poem.
    GGGRRRR!

    I told you before.
    Rhyme is inessential to
    Japanese Poems.


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    There once was a man from Norfolk
    Who thought non rhyming poems didn't suck
    He hated the limericks
    obsessed about rhyming tricks
    but has now learned how to turn a limerick into a story.


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    I haven't enough time left on this planet to explain all the ways in which this is wrong.

    I am from West Bridgford. You can see the City Ground Floodlights from the bed I was born in.

    The rhyme and meter after that first line are dreadful.

    You need to feel ashamed; at absolute best, completely misguided.

    Non rhyming didn't = shameful double negatives.

    As well as missing the opportunioty to make a haiku thread, which I have been expecting since yesterday; you also sacrificed English Grammar and syntax for no reward whatsoever.

    Limericks suck in every way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anatoli View Post
    The rhyme and meter after that first line are dreadful.
    Ah, but you'll never meter Des Walker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Anatoli View Post
    I haven't enough time left on this planet to explain all the ways in which this is wrong.

    I am from West Bridgford. You can see the City Ground Floodlights from the bed I was born in.

    The rhyme and meter after that first line are dreadful.

    You need to feel ashamed; at absolute best, completely misguided.

    Non rhyming didn't = shameful double negatives.

    As well as missing the opportunioty to make a haiku thread, which I have been expecting since yesterday; you also sacrificed English Grammar and syntax for no reward whatsoever.

    Limericks suck in every way.
    Everyone is a critic these days.


    Quote Originally Posted by Rhods View Post
    Ah, but you'll never meter Des Walker.



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    Default Re: Desmond Walker

    There once as a poem by Rich
    That made Anatoli bitch
    He got so pedantic
    It made him go frantic
    So he burned him alive like a witch


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    Excellent poem.


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    Default Re: Desmond Walker

    I'm making a suggestion that this should be in the gold forum.


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    Default Re: Desmond Walker

    Quote Originally Posted by tomharding View Post
    I'm making a suggestion that this should be in the gold forum.
    And here it is

    (courtesy of Mr Flagman and his magic hammer)


 

 

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