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    Someone tried to set fire to Des, but it didn't work. You'll never heat Des Walker.


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    heard he was part of the team that killed osama, got shot 6 times along the way but soldiered on to complete the mission. screaming you'll never defeat des walker


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    Heard he was thirsty and a passing cow offered its udder for some lovely milky refreshment, but he turned it down, you'll never teat Des Walker!


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    "There's only one Des Walker" we used to sing.

    So you'll never repeat Des Walker.

    "It is better to live one day as a lion, than one hundred years as a sheep"

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    My girlfriend was sleeping with the dog walker, I knew she'd be home one lunchtime so I ran home, burst in to the bedroom and there she was, riding a black man, I pulled the pillow away from his head said "you bitch, you never, aw shiiite, Des Walker!!"


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    Jonathan, seriously, try Amy Sutton at Forest, she got hold of Des for me 2 years ago.


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    Cheers. You're a star. I'm seriously impressed by the amount of replies this thread has! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by westyorksnffc View Post
    she got hold of Des for me 2 years ago.



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    teet! something about a teet


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    He's in haulage. So am I. I own the fourth largest railway goods supply firm in North Wales - I specialise in ore; iron mainly.

    Anyway, my trick is that all of my trains are made from ex-footballers. I rip off their skin and use it for the upholstery. Wondering why you haven't seen Andy Sinton or Ruel Fox recently? I skinned them, and made them into trains. They've now got new skins, and have taken up a career as Irish novelty pop act Jedward.

    Anyway, cut a long story short - I tried to do the same with Des Walker. Couldn't catch him though - he was far too quick. Turned round as he ran away and shouted "you'll never fleet Des Walker".


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    he's not too good at greek, so you'll never crete des walker


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    Quote Originally Posted by Special Agent Dale Cooper View Post
    teet! something about a teet
    Already did it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 red grapes View Post
    He's in haulage. So am I. I own the fourth largest railway goods supply firm in North Wales - I specialise in ore; iron mainly.

    Anyway, my trick is that all of my trains are made from ex-footballers. I rip off their skin and use it for the upholstery. Wondering why you haven't seen Andy Sinton or Ruel Fox recently? I skinned them, and made them into trains. They've now got new skins, and have taken up a career as Irish novelty pop act Jedward.

    Anyway, cut a long story short - I tried to do the same with Des Walker. Couldn't catch him though - he was far too quick. Turned round as he ran away and shouted "you'll never fleet Des Walker".
    damn you, i must have been thinking for about 10 minutes of how to fit fleet in!!


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    I heard you can get hold of Des by visiting local theatres and play's etc.. he's a particular fan of musicals i tried to signal him over i was sat a few rows behind him but had no luck i guess you could try that but you'll never unseat Des Walker


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    I have Des' mobile number, but he told me not to give it you. So I guess you'll never
    l33t des walker!


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    Watch your language around him.
    You'll never explete Des Walker.


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    Heard Des was also looking to launch a board game named after himself it involves each player trying to beat him at his own game however i don't think any games manufacturers were overly inspired so he pulled the plug on the idea so i guess you'll never compete Des Walker


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    He doesn't speak Russian, so you'll never говорить Des Walker.


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    I was an usher at a wedding he was at, I went to show him to his seat but another usher got there before me. He turned to me and said "You'll never greet Des Walker".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Caly in our Alley View Post
    He doesn't speak Russian, so you'll never говорить Des Walker.
    say


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    Hmmm, I read the first page and I read the last page and I saw the same jokes at least three times. This forum is going downhill.

    Where's Van Hooijdonk's son when you need him? That guy was ace.


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    I heard he was stranded on an island full of canibals. They chased after him but he was too fast.
    As he ran away he was shouting "You'll never meat Des Walker."


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    At this year's porn awards, he and his wife won the award for Best Home Made Porno Featuring A Footballing Personality Wearing A Sweaty Black T-Shirt.

    Jewell never beat Des Walker.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanzine View Post
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    Yes, but it can also refer to the act of speech, and as such it can (almost) translate as 'you'll never speak [to] Des Walker.'

    Of course, you could ask the big man to intervene with his opinion, but he's not taking calls on the subject so I'm afraid you'll never entreat Des Walker.


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    Every time he feels like knocking one out someone walks in and he has to quickly put it away.

    You'll never beat the meat Des Walker.


 

 

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