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  1. #1
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    Default I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

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    A couple of close-seasons ago, "Gary", (who shall be Tomharding really) used to prefix rubbish-transfer-rumour threads with the tag [GPR] - Gary's Poo Rumours.

    These threads were spawned from trawling through the dustbin of drivel, and rarely contained other than rubbish made-up rumours from 1001 disparate sources.

    But Gary was astute enough to prefix them. And well done to him.

    In the light of threads like "Guy Moussi Signs for Everton", which is something of a forward statement, and "Billy Davies to leave in the next 48 hours..." can I propose [BUPA] threads...

    Bullshit Until Proved Authentic...

    Similar Threads:
    "This statement is false."

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    flagman do me a f***ing favour remove me from this forum

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    Default Re: I wonder if...

    Like.


  4. #3
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    Default Re: I wonder if...

    And what about this thread? [CUB] complete utter bollocks?


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    getting tired of people with no real insight in Football making silly statements


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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...



    I found the GPR prefix gave me creative license to post whatever the hell I liked from football-rumours and it gave others creative license to poke fun at said rumour. Much like Frankie Boyle hiding behind the "Mock the week" badge, I was able to bat away any criticism with a simple "It's GPR, dickface".

    It was a simple time.



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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    I still love that we call you Gary. It almost perfectly sums up this forum.

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I still love that we call you Gary. It almost perfectly sums up this forum.
    Haha, yeah. I remember for months I had absolutely no idea why that was my name.


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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    Quote Originally Posted by tomharding View Post
    Haha, yeah. I remember for months I had absolutely no idea why that was my name.
    It confuses the hell out of people on my Facebook when I address you as Gary. ("Who are you talking to? No-one called Gary replied...")


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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    ****

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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    We're definitely looking at more foreign players.


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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    We can start with the thirty threads below this one.


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    Default Re: I wonder if...aka...How [BUPA] started...

    My wife paid into BUPA for many years.
    They rang me up one day and offered me a medical for free.
    I had everything in a whole afternoon of tests. There was even a machine that went PING. Except this one did it really quietly in your ear and you had to press a button when you heard it. I passed that one, worked it out, just press the button every so often and most of the time the machine that very quietly goes ping will do so. The lady doctor even offered to put her finger up my anus and check my prostrate. That cost a fortune in Amsterdam.
    Turned out that I needed glasses and drank too much.
    On the NHS I could have walked into a surgery wearing my glasses and reeking of last night's lager and the doctor woukld have taken one look/sniff and said:
    'You need glasses and you drink too much.'


 

 

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