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    With so many Spurs jokes flying around I thought I'd start a new thread where people can post their favourite Spurs jokes or pictures.

    I'll start you off!

    SHOCKING STORY!

    EVENING STANDARD (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

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    This one made me chuckle

    Tottenham have finally won a game:


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    On a slightly serious note..

    There was a '2 minute spotlight' on Spurt on MOTD last weekend, and they were looking at the reasons for their league positions.

    The problems they showed were:
    Poor delivery into the box.
    The repeated turning of attacking throw-ins/free-kicks into pass-backs to the goalie.
    The reluctance of the fullbacks to cross the half-way-line with the ball, preferring to play the ball sideways.

    As I watched it, I mentally put red shirts on them and it REALLY was Forest.

    By "relegation battle", do you mean 7th, 12th or 14th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnits
    This one made me chuckle

    Tottenham have finally won a game:
    I've now spammed this onto many many people. lol


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    This is a fraud based in and targeting those in North London. The modus operandi is simple - a shambolic outfit known as "The Spurs" purport to be a Premiership football club with grandiose ambitions, including playing in the Champions League and buying great players. Before the football season starts, they try and sell tickets to individuals in North London enticing them to come and see top quality successful football, and a host of talented new products. Instead they serve up a mishmash of overpriced rubbish, often ending up at the very bottom of the league. This fraud has been running for more than forty years and still rakes in millions year after year. It is thought the reason for this is that "The Spurs" target particularly vulnerable individuals, including the intellectually challenged, the ugly and the naive.

    Should you be approached by "The Spurs" DO NOT BE FOOLED.
    They are not dangerous, are poorly managed and have no defence.

    Simply laugh at them and they will drift into obscurity before Christmas.



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    London Travel Warning!


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    I just love it.... I hate spurs as much as I hate LEsda lol lol


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    I found it interesting to hear Pleats theories about getting spurs off the bottom of the league.

    Perhaps he should employ some of those at the club paying his wages?

    Talk to me, Goose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monster
    London Travel Warning!
    i LIKE that one!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronan J Shamrock
    I found it interesting to hear Pleats theories about getting spurs off the bottom of the league.

    Perhaps he should employ some of those at the club paying his wages?
    Yes, I heard that. Why would someone who supposedly works for us be commenting on the problems at another club?


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    Fantastic!

    I've just sent all these to every single Spurs supporter I work with!

    I expect to see a barrage of abusive emails back when I get into the office tomorrow morning! lol


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    I heard a Spurs joke today, Don't think it was that good but.

    Whats the difference between Spurs and a triangle?

    Triangle has three points.





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    What’s the difference between Tottenham and a toothpick –

    Nothing they both have two points





    I met this really kinky girl the other day.

    "Humiliate me” she said.

    So, I bought her a Tottenham shirt.



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    the biggest laugh I get from this thread is that us Nottingham forest fans are laughing at spurs position I would much rather be were they are and with there team than our position and our team now.


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    We have to find something to laugh about!


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    I'd rather have Rob Earnshaw than Darren Bent. That's a FACT, and it shows the level of my AMBITION.


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    Lol'd at the first and the London Travel one slightly.We laughed at D*rby last season when we were 2 leagues below them so I don't see what the problem is in a bit of mickey taking here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebiline
    the biggest laugh I get from this thread is that us Nottingham forest fans are laughing at spurs position I would much rather be were they are and with there team than our position and our team now.
    Spurs fan!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joebiline
    the biggest laugh I get from this thread is that us Nottingham forest fans are laughing at spurs position I would much rather be were they are and with there team than our position and our team now.
    Well you could say they shouldnt be in that position, with a summer spending of 77 million. and 2 of their main strikers gone.
    with them nearly breaking into top 4 last few season, to see them struggle now, is funny.


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    They're currently losing and down to ten men against Stoke.

    They make us look respectable.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick.Doyle.Nffc
    Well you could say they shouldnt be in that position, with a summer spending of 77 million. and* 2 of their main strikers gone.
    with them nearly breaking into top 4 last few season, to see them struggle now, is funny.
    yeah but critics could say our summer spendings should have us bottom of the championship.

    but yeah it stilll is quite funny


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    Its now 1-1 Darren Bent.



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    lol oh dear, 2-1 to Stoke. Rory Delap.


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    Poor tackle by Dawson today.

    I'd have him back though!

    I thought Stoke's second Penalty was hillarious ... hits both posts and then smacked off the bar!


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    Quote Originally Posted by trickytrees12
    Poor tackle by Dawson today.

    I'd have him back though!

    I thought Stoke's second Penalty was hillarious ... hits both posts and then smacked off the bar!*

    Almost as good as the free kick yesterday. Off one post, off the other post, hits Schwarzer's leg, hit the post again and bounces into Schwarzer's arms.


 

 

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