I'm sure we are all pressing the "Make a film like this now" button! Lol.
You are a class act, just cracked up laughing. Right up there with your dog having issues from some time back lol
I am genuinely lost for words, I just... I mean... erm... what was that, and how do I get compensation?
Here's my effort:
I'll get my coat.
I think this is the best message for King Billy to tell Non-League...