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    Default Paul Jewell

    We should start putting together a whole arsenal of Jewell songs, especially after his "big club" comments. Please feel free to add to this one...



    Paul Jewell is a sex pest,
    He only sh*gs in his vest,
    Tra la la la, tra la la la!


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    There are some good ones in the "Jewell on 'Notts Forest'" thread.


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Oh, Paul Jewell is a sex pest,
    always up to naughty things
    and when he shags his missus
    he thinks of Chris Hutchings...


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    He's fat
    He's round
    He's taking Derby down
    Again...?
    Again...?

    He's fat
    He's round
    He's taking Derby down
    Paul Jewell
    Paul Jewell


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Paul Jewell
    Scores away from home.
    Paul Jewell
    Scores away from home.
    Paul Jewell
    Scores away from home (etc.)


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Get your tits out for the lads!


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    I think it was Winnits' shout, but...

    To the tune of 'You're going down with the Derby.'

    "You only shag in a t-shirt. Shag in a teee shirt. You only shag in a t-shirt."


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    (If we play them early on...)

    "Have you ever won a game, have you ever won a game?"


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan
    I think it was Winnits' shout, but...

    To the tune of 'You're going down with the Derby.'

    "You only shag in a t-shirt. Shag in a teee shirt. You only shag in a t-shirt."
    Brilliant


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    He's fat
    He's round
    He's sex vid tired him out
    PPAAAUULLL JEWWEELLL!!! PAAUUULLL JEWWEELLL!!!!

    and if we score we can sing

    There's only one NOTTS forest


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    To the tubne of "Magic Hat"...

    Paul Jewell is a sex pest,
    He's got a tiny nob,
    He wears a tight black t-shirt,
    When he's on the job,
    He wears a tight black t-shirt,
    It really looks quite cheap,
    He left his wife in Wigan,
    When he started sh*gging sheep...




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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    One whore went to bed,
    Went to bed with Paul Jewell,
    One whore and his camcorder
    Went to bed with Paul Jewell.

    Two whores went to bed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lew_Forest2006
    One whore went to bed,
    Went to bed with Paul Jewell,
    One whore and his camcorder
    Went to bed with Paul Jewell.

    Two whores went to bed...
    I like that a lot!


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    To "You're supposed to be at home"...

    Does your wife know where you are?
    Does your wife know where you are?



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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by Flange MacIntyre
    To "You're supposed to be at home"...

    Does your wife know where you are?
    Does your wife know where you are?
    I like that alot also.


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    To the tune of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'

    Jewell, the randy scouser,
    should be shagging sheep,
    instead he frollicks with some whore,
    but she is just as cheap.


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by Flange MacIntyre
    To the tubne of "Magic Hat"...

    Paul Jewell is a sex pest,
    He's got a tiny nob,
    He wears a tight black t-shirt,
    When he's on the job,
    He wears a tight black t-shirt,
    It really looks quite cheap,
    He left his wife in Wigan,
    When he started sh*gging sheep...

    I like this one!


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    take you hooome, take you hooooome, to the place you found that slag no not ur missis we mean that prozzy take you home FOREST ROAD. LOL



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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Paul Jewell is a curb crawler, Paul Jewell is a curb crawler!


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    To the tune of "she wore a scarlet ribbon"

    He wore, he wore, he wore his T-shirt
    He wore his T-shirt when he shagged that Wigan slag
    And when she asked him why he wore that shirt
    He said it's for his man boobs that he wants to hide away

    Paul Jewell, Paul Jewell
    He can't get it up and he is a s**t f**k
    Paul Jewell, Paul Jewell.



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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    "Did she ask you, did she ask you, did she ask you to keep the t-shirt on?"

    "You score more than, you score more than, you score more than your team..."




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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by congo_red
    To the tune of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'

    Jewell, the randy scouser,
    should be shagging sheep,
    instead he frollicks with some whore,
    but she is just as cheap.
    This is a good one


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by mouldy
    This is a good one
    this is brilliant but needs a second verse. iput this forward maybe, ridicule it all you like.

    Jewell, the randy scouser,
    should be shagging sheep,
    instead he frollicks with some whore,
    but she is just as cheap.

    he wouldnt take his shirt off,
    his man boobs might have sung.
    shagging whores with his one inch piece
    cos hes a dirty scouse.



    doesnt exactly work very well but all the relevant informion is in there


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    i meant swung sung, obviously his boobs dont sing,or maybe they do


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    Default Re: Paul Jewell

    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Woodward
    this is brilliant but needs a second verse. iput this forward maybe, ridicule it all you like.

    Jewell, the randy scouser,
    should be shagging sheep,
    instead he frollicks with some whore,
    but she is just as cheap.

    he wouldnt take his shirt off,
    his man boobs might have swung
    shagging whores with his one inch piece
    cos hes a dirty scouse ****.

    Followed by Whats it like to shag a sheep...



    doesnt exactly work very well but all the relevant informion is in there



 

 

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