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    the bell twat's bell has been banned from fratton park
    good riddance he must be the biggest twat ever in terms of football fans

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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Quote Originally Posted by standen the way of the moussi and you will die
    the bell twat's bell has been banned from fratton park
    good riddance he must be the biggest twat ever in terms of football fans
    Really?

    Fantastic, I hate that bell.

    You can't really criticise someone from their support of a football team though. He seemed alright in the interviews pre-FA Cup Final. He's just a bit odd.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    I've met him a few times. He's actually quite a nice bloke, if not a bit mad.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    I wouldn't ban the bell entirely. I'd force it up his arse until the only way it could ring is if someone booted his stomach.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Just seen a telephone interview with him on Sky Sports News. Quite a sad thing actually, its become something of tradition at Portsmouth and something you expect to hear when watching them.

    Sounds like the health and safety "experts" are getting a little too tight.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Excellent about time. Now the trumpet needs to go.


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    I saw it on SSN as I was picking up my Wolves ticket.

    Mixed feelings, it was annoying, but he's a character - and it seems a shame that the new sanitised version of football seems to want to irradicate them.

    Maybe Ebby's body odour will be next to go...

    I imagine ear-plug sales in Portsmouth will take a nose dive, and now opposing fans can't chant "You can stick your fucking bell up your arse" whilst not realising the amusing innuendo this involves..


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    I remember signing that way back in about 98/99 for an fa cup game, the innuendo went right over my head


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    I would happily swap him for Ebby.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Quote Originally Posted by Stratty
    I would happily swap him for Ebby.
    I wouldn't he has a tattoo under his lip. Plus he stinks of Body Oder to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marriboom!
    I wouldn't he has a tattoo under his lip. Plus he stinks of Body Oder to.
    What and Ebby doesn't?

    Plus he isn't German.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Quote Originally Posted by Stratty
    What and Ebby doesn't?

    Plus he isn't German.
    Ebby's is pretty strong.

    True. But he is from Portsmouth which is just as bad.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    fucking bell. Thank god.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    Let me get this straight...he's heartbroken over not being able to ring a bell at a football match?


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    He's not taking his drums for the next couple of weeks to. Hooray! Long last.


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    Default Re: john pfc westwood

    One of these days I'm going to sneak a full drum kit, a guitar and bass - both complete with amps as well as one of those fancy keyboard get ups into the City Ground and spend the duration of the match belting out all the hits with three other plucky volunteers from the Trent End.

    I'm sure it'll increase my appreciation for the football I'm supposed to be watching.


 

 

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