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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    Fucking vegetarians....as if proof were needed they are fascists?

    "A team of French researchers who recently examined Adolf Hitler's remains say that he definitely died in Berlin and not elsewhere, as has been rumored about for decades.

    “There is no possible doubt. Our study proves that Hitler died in 1945,” co-author Philippe Charlier told AFP on Friday, following the paper's publication on the European Journal of Internal Medicine.

    Charlier and other researchers persuaded the Russian government, the entity that discovered Hitler's body, to let them look at the last bits of his remains — a part of Hitler's skull with a bullet hole and a set of teeth. The teeth were compared to the autopsy done in 1945 and it was confirmed they were indeed Hitler's teeth.

    The study also showed that his teeth did not have any traces of tartar or meat particles, indicating he was a vegetarian."
    So he’s not hiding in Argentina, or on the moon then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chriscl View Post
    So he’s not hiding in Argentina, or on the moon then?
    It assumes that the body used in the autopsey was actually Hitler's. Body swap, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Juif Rouge View Post
    Fucking vegetarians....as if proof were needed they are fascists?

    "A team of French researchers who recently examined Adolf Hitler's remains say that he definitely died in Berlin and not elsewhere, as has been rumored about for decades.

    “There is no possible doubt. Our study proves that Hitler died in 1945,” co-author Philippe Charlier told AFP on Friday, following the paper's publication on the European Journal of Internal Medicine.

    Charlier and other researchers persuaded the Russian government, the entity that discovered Hitler's body, to let them look at the last bits of his remains — a part of Hitler's skull with a bullet hole and a set of teeth. The teeth were compared to the autopsy done in 1945 and it was confirmed they were indeed Hitler's teeth.

    The study also showed that his teeth did not have any traces of tartar or meat particles, indicating he was a vegetarian."
    What's your beef with vegetarians?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvey View Post
    What's your beef with vegetarians?
    He thinks they're shellfish and narcissistic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Come to think of it, there was a light come up that looks like a swerving vehicle, so maybe it could be the tracking.

    God knows.

    I'm useless with vehicle knowledge and have no interest, just hope the mechanic finds the fault.
    It's for the traction control system which gets it's information from sensors on the wheels as with ABS so there are plenty of ways for spurious information to be sent to the brain.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    I was coming back from Shirebrook today down the lanes and got an ESP engine malfunction warning.
    The van went from 50mph to 10mph within about 30 seconds. So I put hazards on and got it half onto a grass verge.

    Tried it a few times and same warning, little revs. Got my AA card out then tried it again and it was fine.
    Got home okay but it doesn't feel right, a bit juddery and the revs don't seem to work right.
    Can't get it in the garage until Tuesday next week but luckily I'm working local at the moment.

    Anyone have any idea what it could be?
    Yeah your van’s fucked


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Yates View Post
    Yeah your van’s fucked
    Don't say that


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    Don't say that
    Your loss of power is the main bit, it could be as bad as a turbo failure or as simple as a crank sensor or air in take. It needs a reader putting on it to get the code which will give you the answer the AA could do that for you if you have at home call out. I presume its a diesel.


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    It seems I chose the wrong trade.

    Had two quotes to replace 4m of guttering, two storey house and I have all the new materials already.
    First quote, Irish bloke, obviously didn't read the job description and also wanted to leave the old brackets on, £200. Second guy said it's three hours work, £300
    I'd be lucky to earn £300 in two days, never mind three hours.

    I was going to do it myself but pulled my back out a few months ago rendering up a tower scaffold on a gable end, so don't fancy it.

    I'll get a third quote and if that's the same it looks like getting the Deep Heat back cream stocked up!


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    Robbing wankers.

    Yet too many people are daft enough to pay it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    Robbing wankers.

    Yet too many people are daft enough to pay it.

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    I think it's a bit excessive to say the least.

    Not expecting anybody to work for ten bob and a bag of brazil nuts but it's a mornings work at a push for one man.
    To be fair the second guy knew his onions and if he'd quoted £200 I'd have paid it.
    But the first guy sounded like a bit of a chancer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    I think it's a bit excessive to say the least.

    Not expecting anybody to work for ten bob and a bag of brazil nuts but it's a mornings work at a push for one man.
    To be fair the second guy knew his onions and if he'd quoted £200 I'd have paid it.
    But the first guy sounded like a bit of a chancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    I think it's a bit excessive to say the least.

    Not expecting anybody to work for ten bob and a bag of brazil nuts but it's a mornings work at a push for one man.
    To be fair the second guy knew his onions and if he'd quoted £200 I'd have paid it.
    But the first guy sounded like a bit of a chancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wes' Organ View Post
    Do you like dags?
    MASE does


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    Fuck em. I'll do it.

    Borrowing a mates tower scaffold. Once a Punk always a Punk, do it yourself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryn Gunn View Post
    It seems I chose the wrong trade.

    Had two quotes to replace 4m of guttering, two storey house and I have all the new materials already.
    First quote, Irish bloke, obviously didn't read the job description and also wanted to leave the old brackets on, £200. Second guy said it's three hours work, £300
    I'd be lucky to earn £300 in two days, never mind three hours.

    I was going to do it myself but pulled my back out a few months ago rendering up a tower scaffold on a gable end, so don't fancy it.

    I'll get a third quote and if that's the same it looks like getting the Deep Heat back cream stocked up!
    4m that's just one side then , Piece of piss , Fix first bracket just put a fall to the down pipe , Builders line the rest on and clip on , 2 hours work , I wouldn't pay more than £150 if I am honest , That's days work for 2 actually worked.
    If I lived closer I would give you a hand for £50 .

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    Whereabouts are you Brynn? I'm sure I could give you a hand for a bacon cob.

    I walk around like everything is fine but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lard View Post
    If I lived closer I would give you a hand job for £50 .

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    Wrong thread guys!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. MariAndy!s View Post
    Whereabouts are you Brynn? I'm sure I could give you a hand for a bacon cob.
    A Bacon cob , Fucking ell makes my £50 look mean

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    I'll give 50 quid and bring a bacon buttie for you. Thats the way to do business ya cowboys


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    I'll hold the ladder.......


    .....if Barry is helping.


 

 

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