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    Quote Originally Posted by Phooey
    The advert clearly said virgin...




    I can pretend !

    'Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings' - Salvador Dali 1904-1989

    I think 'odd' is a good thing. Oddness shows originality, uniqueness and a desire to be different from the masses. Oddness is, maybe, only deemed 'odd' by the majority who are considered less odd but only by their own blinkered observations and understanding. Oddness should never be criticised but be encouraged to nurture, develop individualism and to explore the mind rather than conform to expectation and 'normality'. Many of the world's greatest works of art and prose were born from those minds many considered to be 'odd'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phooey
    The advert clearly said virgin...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Spring Heeled Jack
    No! *You'll have to go through the initiation rights, but we won't be sacrificing you.

    For every day Nigel Doughty is in control of this club we sacrifice an infant.

    Initiation ?

    Does it involve getting naked and wearing PVC?

    Quote Originally Posted by smithy

    Oi ! I'm the only one who can laugh at that !!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T.

    Initiation ?

    Does it involve getting naked and wearing PVC?
    So you've been before then!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T.

    Initiation ?

    Does it involve getting naked and wearing PVC?


    Oi ! I'm the only one who can laugh at that !!!!
    Was a nervous laugh, honest


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spring Heeled Jack
    So you've been before then!?

    The novelty does wear off a bit.

    I'll come along if I can inflict the pain this time. I'm in just the right mood.


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T.

    The novelty does wear off a bit.

    I'll come along if I can inflict the pain this time. I'm in just the right mood.
    I shall be bent over the dais in positive anticipation!


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    a giver and a taker I see!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spring Heeled Jack
    I shall be bent over the dais in positive anticipation!


    Brace yourself. This is really going to hurt !


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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy
    a giver and a taker I see!
    Sounds quite naval...

    Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy
    a giver and a taker I see!
    There's no better way to be.


    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T.

    Brace yourself. This is really going to hurt !
    Ready when you are!


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    TBT sounds soooo experienced!


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    Argh.

    That shit film that likes to think that it's the Italian Job is on C4.

    It's not even in Italy!

    The people aren't even British!

    The plot is shit!

    The car isn't even small, so defeating the point of it's name!

    It comes off as a poor attempt at Ocean's 11.

    Gimme some Michael Cane and I'll be happy.


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    I dive in the biscuit tin to find that dads eaten all the chocolate ones. Fucking great.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chap
    Argh.

    That s**t film that likes to think that it's the Italian Job is on C4.

    It's not even in Italy!

    The people aren't even British!

    The plot is s**t!

    The car isn't even small, so defeating the point of it's name!

    It comes off as a poor attempt at Ocean's 11.

    Gimme some Michael Cane and I'll be happy.
    Just dont watch it then...simple!


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    Argh!

    The one real Mini in the Italian Job was driven by a mad woman, who proceeded to leap out of it and lock it with remote central locking. Pull the other one love. Cars made in the 60's did not have anything of the sort. This film is shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stratty(formerly known as nutter)
    Just dont watch it then...simple!
    Meh. Even the worst films deserve to be watched.


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    What the hell. Even the British actor is speaking in a terrible American accent. I saw Jason Statham and thought that he may be the film's saving grace but was sadly mistaken.


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    If your comparing it to something you like then it is unlikely to meet your approval. So dont sound so surprised


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    It had a budget of $60million.

    It shares its name with one of the great British movies.

    It has one of the current best British actors (IMO). Sadly, his American accent is diabolical.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chap
    It had a budget of $60million.

    It shares its name with one of the great British movies.

    It has one of the current best British actors (IMO). Sadly, his American accent is diabolical.
    A big budget means nothing if the plot is crap.

    Being linked with the orginial is its downfall.

    And most actors have had poor movies.


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    Why is no one ranting no more?


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    It's my thread and I'll rant when I want to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.B.T.
    It's my thread and I'll rant when I want to.*
    You kicked the cat yet?


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    I AM NEVER GOING TO SWINDON AGAIN.

    In fact, im never ever going to drive round a fucking roundabout again, or eat a burger king


 

 

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