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    Default Sun Pun competition

    This was posted in the 'I've Just' thread, but thought it warranted a thread of it's own.

    This is in todays Sun, on page 8, if you're interested. The rules are simple.

    Football headline puns, and you can make the story up to suit.

    Email entries to features@the-sun.co.uk today, the best one wins £250

    Examples given are:

    Fabregas bills go up by 35%
    Arsenal star Cesc fabregas gets huge pay hike of 35%

    Bridge Over Troubled Schwarzer
    Chelsea beat Fulham after defender Wayne Bridge chihps goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer

    And my favourite:

    When Barry met Scally
    Gareth's unveiled to Kop after weeks of transfer speculation

    I think we can easily come up with something winnable on here.

    If I enter and win, I'll spend the £250 in Amici before the Reading game.

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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Wow. Massive deja vu...


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by richjcrouch
    I think we can easily come up with something winnable on here.
    It's pretty hard to come up with Forest related ones, as they're so over-done.


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Doesn't just have to be Forest related ones!

    I wanna be like Commons people
    Derby folk decide to put on weight and stab each other in the back


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Incey Wincey Spider
    'Guv'nor Paul Ince refuses to sit in the Blackburn dugout until a spider is removed from his seat


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Robert Earn-More
    Welsh hit man signs lucrative new deal


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    Jewell of Denial
    Paul Jewell refutes allegations of interfering with sheep


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    Jewell In The Clown
    Derby manager's latest sex tape involves a trip to the circus


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    Cohen, Cohen, Gone
    Chris Cohen signs for Barcelona after an amazing season helping Forest to the Premier League


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR
    Jewell In The Clown
    Derby manager's latest sex tape involves a trip to the circus
    Doesn't count unless it's in Italics.


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    It's Just Like A New Signing
    A player returns from injury a few days after we spend nothing in the January transfer window

    That's not right, is it? *


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    We could just use Delarocs last 20 usernames.

    My personal favourite:

    Breckin the Law
    Nottingham Forest defender finds himself in court following a drunken brawl with a male stripper in Nottingham city centre


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR
    Jewell In The Clown
    Derby manager's latest sex tape involves a trip to the circus

    :P *:P *:P


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by DanR
    It's Just Like A New Signing
    A player returns from injury a few days after we spend nothing in the January transfer window

    That's not right, is it? *
    Are you after a job writing headlines for the NEP?


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Cole Fire Burns Out The Gas
    Andy Cole scores a Hat-Trick as Forest advance past Bristol City in the League Cup

    Captain Morgan is Price-less
    Captain for the day Wes Morgan heads home a late winner by Derby Keeper Lewis Price to give Forest a win at Pride Park

    Smash Her For Deaf-Nate
    Forest Liz comes up with a unique way to raise money for a deaf boy


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Rich J Ouch!

    richjcrouch attacks henrykelly with £250 pound coins in Amici before the reading game after winning the Sun pun competition



    sorry rich thats me finished I promise!


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    Crouch-ing Tiger Hidden Flagon
    Peter Crouch eases the pain of having to ply his trade for Portsmouth by sneaking a hip flask full of Tiger Beer into training


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Tubby, or not tubby
    Derby manager Paul Jewell deliberates over playing Kris Commons


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    What's the Storey Moore-ning Glory?
    Forest legend celebrates after waking up with erection for the first time in years


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    Jewell Carriageway
    Derby widen the entrance to their training ground to accommodate all their medocre new signings


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Smash for Deffnate? - Colin Calderwould!
    Forest's manager comments on the attractiveness of a passing lady.


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Jewell Lie Signings
    Paul Jewell claims his July signings weren't made in desperation


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    Wham, Bam, Thankyou Dan!

    Mrs Dan is up the duff again


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by Only The Woan-ly
    What's the Storey Moore-ning Glory?
    Forest legend celebrates after waking up with erection for the first time in years
    I imagine the Sun would like that.

    Maybe a story about ISM meeting Pele could work slightly better, though!


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    Default Re: Sun Pun competition

    Quote Originally Posted by Super MJ!
    Wham, Bam, Thankyou Dan!

    Mrs Dan is up the duff again
    Does Dan know?


 

 

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