Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Yep.
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Matchday 34 - Everton v Nottingham Forest - „El Fiasco!“ - Sunday, 21st April KO 1:30pm
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Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
We're bloody well due one away from home Sammy, we can live in hope pal.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
If they were 3 central defenders on offer, Matildas would sign Arnie because he's the biggest name
Forest keep about as many clean sheets as a teenage boy who’s discovered a stash of Gentlemen’s Magazines in a nearby wood.
Everton will score. That’s inevitable.
It just depends if Forest can get one or two the other way.
Everton will score. That’s inevitable.
It just depends if Forest can get one or two the other way.
RedHelly
Youth Team
I know we've looked poor at times this season but we've never looked like conceding 6 goals in a game.
Everton are crap and we will get all 3 points on Sunday if Nuno sends out a positive starting 11 and we go at them.
Ok, we probably will concede a goal but it doesn't matter if we score more. COYR!
Everton are crap and we will get all 3 points on Sunday if Nuno sends out a positive starting 11 and we go at them.
Ok, we probably will concede a goal but it doesn't matter if we score more. COYR!
Col Steve Austin
First Team Squad
As I said, I'm just a chump on the internetz
Gariballdidaz
A. Trialist
Player reviews from Evertons match last night, taken from the Toffeetalk Forum.... Dyche gets hammered in pretty much every post, mainly for being a 1 dimensional dinosaur!
Pickford - He made some saves to keep the score as low as it was but what he did with that pass was embarrassing.
Coleman - Got absolutely destroyed for 45 minutes. Which makes it hilarious that he was only subbed due to injury.
Tarkowski - Absolutely loved the jug-eared bastard needlessly get himself booked to try and make up for being shit. Honestly, I felt much better after it.
Branthwaite - Returned to form last week then regressed to below even where he was at pre-Burnley. He was given the run around by the quick football on display from Chelsea. Plenty of learning to do for him.
Mykolenko - The final member of the non-defending defence. Probably the least shit of the lot but shit nonetheless.
Young - I've never played golf before but I'm more than willing to invest in an expensive set of golf clubs and then use Ashley f***ing Young as a golf ball and smash him all over the place. Brought in for his experience? Experience of what? Being shit? We have enough shit in this squad to be very experienced without him.
Onana - WHAT. DOES. HE. DO?!!!!!!!!!
Garner - Contributed massively the big f***ing empty space that was our midfield. Actually, call the f***ing scientists because we have discovered dark matter. It is Everton's midfield, ladies and gentleman - we know it's there, we just can't f***ing find it.
McNeil - Probably the best player on the pitch during the good start to the game we had, then he disappeared somewhere else that wasn't Stamford Bridge.
Doucoure - An absolute passenger. Again. We can't afford a passenger anywhere tbh but particularly not in such an integral position. He's offering absolutely nothing so he's got to be dropped.
Beto - For absolute fucks sake, someone teach him the bastard offside rule. I'm sick to f***ing death with him standing 2 yards offside and then looking all gormless when he's flagged as if he can't understand why. If Dom isn't fit on Sunday I still wouldn't play this joker and would sooner see Chermiti given an opportunity even though I don't think he's ready. His first touch is absolutely appalling and his second touch is an attack for the opposition.
Pickford - He made some saves to keep the score as low as it was but what he did with that pass was embarrassing.
Coleman - Got absolutely destroyed for 45 minutes. Which makes it hilarious that he was only subbed due to injury.
Tarkowski - Absolutely loved the jug-eared bastard needlessly get himself booked to try and make up for being shit. Honestly, I felt much better after it.
Branthwaite - Returned to form last week then regressed to below even where he was at pre-Burnley. He was given the run around by the quick football on display from Chelsea. Plenty of learning to do for him.
Mykolenko - The final member of the non-defending defence. Probably the least shit of the lot but shit nonetheless.
Young - I've never played golf before but I'm more than willing to invest in an expensive set of golf clubs and then use Ashley f***ing Young as a golf ball and smash him all over the place. Brought in for his experience? Experience of what? Being shit? We have enough shit in this squad to be very experienced without him.
Onana - WHAT. DOES. HE. DO?!!!!!!!!!
Garner - Contributed massively the big f***ing empty space that was our midfield. Actually, call the f***ing scientists because we have discovered dark matter. It is Everton's midfield, ladies and gentleman - we know it's there, we just can't f***ing find it.
McNeil - Probably the best player on the pitch during the good start to the game we had, then he disappeared somewhere else that wasn't Stamford Bridge.
Doucoure - An absolute passenger. Again. We can't afford a passenger anywhere tbh but particularly not in such an integral position. He's offering absolutely nothing so he's got to be dropped.
Beto - For absolute fucks sake, someone teach him the bastard offside rule. I'm sick to f***ing death with him standing 2 yards offside and then looking all gormless when he's flagged as if he can't understand why. If Dom isn't fit on Sunday I still wouldn't play this joker and would sooner see Chermiti given an opportunity even though I don't think he's ready. His first touch is absolutely appalling and his second touch is an attack for the opposition.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
That's fukin brilyunt.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Cheers for this pal.
Mr. Blonde
Jack Burkitt
Everton's form and the hammering against Chelsea count for nothing given that all Sean Dyche has to do is tell his players to stick crosses into the box at every opportunity, knowing as he does that we are utterly hopeless at defending them
Which is exactly what they did in the home fixture
Which is exactly what they did in the home fixture
Berkshire Red
Jack Armstrong
And even against a Forest team, completely lacking in ideas, they still only scored once to win 1-0.
I think we'll do OK, going for a 2-0 away win.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Aye... Everton and Arsenal have scored the most goals from set pieces this season.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
Hope so Berks, that'll mekkit 4 away wins in a couple a seasons norrit?
Irish Red
A. Trialist
Doesn't sound like they are up to much.
Thank God for them that they've got Forest next
Trents
John Robertson
Do we know if Elanga is back for this? Him and CHO would have a field day running at this lot.
Grenville 1898
Nicolás Domínguez - King of the Press
Forest need to enter Everton's dojo and kick some butt like Bruce Lee in 'Fist of Fury'.
I am hopeful that MGW will be like Bruce in the 'Big Boss'.
Notcher
Stuart Pearce
Having watched probably 8 games or so involving Everton this season I'd comfortably say that they look like the slowest side in the PL that I've seen this season. Taking the obvious set piece situation aside, our pace will be the other key element to this game. I really hope Elanga is fit because his inclusion could be critical. I can't see them coping with the pace and sharpness of CHO, MGW and Elanga.
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Yep... let's hope we go at 'em straight from the off, put 'em on the back foot.
Project Zeus
Steve Chettle
Only Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool have conceded fewer goals than Everton this season.
Only Sheffield United have scored fewer.
Forest to edge it 1-0.
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Only Sheffield United have scored fewer.
Forest to edge it 1-0.
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Alan Akbah
Geoff Thomas
I'm pleased for Sean Dyche.
I bet his misses watching the world famous, incredible and mighty Garibaldi machine in full flow every weekend...
I bet his misses watching the world famous, incredible and mighty Garibaldi machine in full flow every weekend...
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
Thomas
AMERICAN IDIOT
So what you’re saying is a 0-3 win for us? Nice one PZ
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valspoodle
Steve Chettle
This is a typical Forest game. The opposition coming back from a hammering, droppng points left and right is tailor made for an Everton win.
Seen it so many times over the years.
Seen it so many times over the years.